Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's not simple.

It's the worst. It sucks. I gotta tell you something.

You're looking at this apartment?

but your ass is gonna be plenty hot

How did Kanye West get outside my fucking office?

I gotta tell you something, Kenny.

Now, I want you to listen carefully.

so in order to rectify this,

You just got to wait till somebody looks, OK?

I hope this was a good idea.

My name is Fred Norris, and, uh...

He's gonna have Kermit the Frog come in here and sing the Alphabet Song,

Kenny just hit himself in the face. He's bleeding.

How do I forget it?

Is anybody there?

and everything's gonna go great.

You'd better listen to this.

I loved Stanley Sport.

We were supposed to be a team.

Robin, get the fuck out!

The real Howard.

Officially, I should've had more kills.

and I knew that there was something going on there...

- Are you OK? - No!

Yes, pussy is OK. It's the way he says it.

They did everything to sabotage me, but because of you...

Sid, you're on in 15 seconds.

I know I can get you back on the air.

I really have no idea.

I know about this stuff.

I'm saying it because it's just something I know about myself.

Women like large penis.

When you went on stage the very first time,

How! My water broke!

Joe left a message for Trump Donald get the fuck out

You're all wrong, God.

You're the Antichrist.

and I throw it right into the schoolhouse.

Yeah, this is gonna be great.

Hey, Rick. How's tricks, buddy?

I know I could get her.

Howard: Once the three of us were together, everything felt right.

Chorus, On Tape: # All the weather #

# Doo-doop doo-doo-doo #

to be an inspiration to others.

When the new ratings come out tomorrow,

Howard, Narrating: I was thrilled, totally overjoyed.

Gary: How about some back muscles?

What am I gonna do?

Oh, is she cute.

We have a traffic copter now here at WWWW.

Let me introduce you to everybody.

Wouldn't that be wonderful?

OK. If you want a shot at radio,

You run station.

I promise you you won't be sorry.

She stuck with me through the whole thing, you know?

Chance of precipitation, 85%% % for tonight.

You wanted to see me?

Sure. I think we'd like to see what you have.

Who the fuck are we gonna get?

I mean, you can imagine the logistics of that.

I love you honest

You'll have your clothes on, you know.

at Boston University.

I get hornier and hornier.

Ohh! Oh, God! Oh!

and told my wife everything, admitted the truth,

I don't know about you, but my back is against the wall.

It's my supersperm. I knew my supersperm would do it, Robin.

I don't think I'm the man for this job.

Robin: Maybe she wants to play.

I didn't before and now I do.

Robin, watch this.

Don't push your luck, Howard.

We could have been done by now.

I can't believe how late it is.

you are going to be number one.

Howard Stern. Nice to see you.

# Now here's God #

I wish that there were more things that could be just ours.

It's college radio.

Kenny, you can't blame someone over one lousy bit.

She thinks you're letting her take the fall.

I don't see anybody in here in a meeting, do you?

# Shook me all night long #

My water broke!

For having myself and Fred

It's going to be raining like cats...

Listen, the premiere and everything.

Can I have the phone, please, just for a second?

Howard! Howard! Howard!

and I just want to do the right thing here on the air.

Dee Dee, you know there's gonna be other sponsors.

Yeah. This is his movie.

my beautiful new newswoman Robin Quivers, who looks so beautiful,

and the only thing I can do is think of you.

Pussy. Hey, all right.

Did you have a division?

Honey, you want to play? You want a date with Julie?

I feel like I'm about to cough up a lung.

# You got me so I don't know where I'm going #

They want to buy time on the Stern show.

This guy is total personality.

Now, old Ross here's quite lively,

Bite me, you loser.

It's beautiful.

I'm feelin' so miserable since you left.

[Increases Volume]

You're pregnant?

You'll find a way to get her back.

Let me tell you what I'm talking about.

"excretion, urination, ejaculation,

Oh. Would you do me a favor? Just stay right there, OK?

I hate it at NBC, Dave.

and I'm thinking that maybe if you gave him some more sex...

Really? That's great.

Shit, man, you don't take me off the air

Do you believe this, in the middle of Lesbian Dating Game,

Wait. I wanted...

DC 101. Here's rock 'n' roll for you.

Which wasn't so great.

Aw, don't bring that up, God.

no clue what to do with this job whatsoever,

Oh. Are you all right?

Oh. Oh, my God.

I guess you are.

is a more professional manner than you're probably used to.

Yeah, hi. Can I speak to Alison Stern, please?

This little puppy's finally gonna get housebroken.

All I'm trying to do is be funny,

Besides, you're married to God now...

Pussy willow, that's what I would have said.

It's not that big a deal.

ANDY, GET THE FUCK OUT!

My shoulders tense up when I travel.

I know a lot of you out there really love this music,

because of all the Shvartzes.

My ass has power!

This is the best sex I ever had.

In fact, it was not for lust.

Come on in, Big Bird.

- WNBC, please hold. - WNBC, please hold.

There's a big problem.