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And, Vin, please, if you hire Robin back,

I go to Pizza Shack all the time. Great.

It's gotta be more like this.

I was planning on being on time.

Actually, I just want to say how much I really missed you and...

You can't wait?

Seriously, she was the most enchanting woman I'd ever met.

People of Earth...

Wait a minute. You said Howard Stern?

But I must tell you, my life is, um, very odd.

Don't push, honey.

I couldn't sit there and not say something.

Howard, As The Man: You like that, huh?

Nobody told me anything about a donkey.

I'm here for the shoot.

they're gonna syndicate my program all over the country.

She's full of it.

I can convince these guys to bring you back.

but I'm trying...

Can you take your top off?

but, uh, I'll never let that happen again. You know what I mean?

- Hi. - Alison: Hey.

Think about that while the celebrities are writing.

# Knockin' me out with those American thighs #

# Ooh, Mama look-a boo boo day #

Reporter: This is a story with a twist.

You tried to have a baby, and you failed.

I am now the number one disc jockey in New York,

- Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

You're back. I got you back.

and then we're gonna get right inside, so...

as long as Prince Reindeer is ready for a new wife.

We had a sloppy and a fuzzy pussy and a very big one.

Holy cow, are you naked.

Brad, you gave this trash-talking bastard a 3-year deal

in the middle of a fucking bit.

Would call in and tell me how bad I sucked

In fact, I haven't gotten laid in a really long time.

I want to know why this guy had to cut my show off.

Very much so. I've wanted to be a disc jockey

That's the whole point. You and Fred should quit,

OK. We've got our next phone call to Ross.

Howard's, like, a big fan of the cops.

What are you talking about?

right after these words.

I understand that, and I'm telling you

This is good. This is good. We're getting somewhere.

You know what you could do?

I like that you're the perfect height.

You're gonna miss it.

Oh, for God's sake.

What are you saying? I didn't do anything.

I'm wondering if we can come in and just hang out for awhile.

OK? Now call me as soon as you get to New York, will you?

OK, let's go to our own Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling.

I can't believe it.

more than anything in the whole world,

[Together] W N BC.

"No jokes dealing with flatulence,

- You do not. You look beautiful. - I look like Babar!

Take my hand, Howard.

I looked forward to that.

Welcome to NBC, Howard.

Absolutely. And when you said,

Uh... y-yes, I... I was, once.

Oh, yeah? That's bullshit!

Sans panties, sans bra.

which of course meant 6,000 black guys and me.

That means they're, you know,

because we have a stage star with us.

Look, but if they hate him,

# She kept her motor clean #

What are you doing?

burning every freakin' bridge in the industry,

Now I actually want to have sex.

Great to meet you.

CCC, AM 1290, FM 107.

I want you back so bad...

I just... I just got to go.

It was funny for us last night.

but I want you to cover your ears and eyes.

than to be with an award- winning filmmaker.

You're completely out of line this morning.

Welcome. Oh, Robin, it's so lovely to see you here today.

I promise you I will not disappoint you.

did you ever get nervous?

I can help you. Robin, I can help this girl.

I'm still on the air,

that they're unfairly stereotyped.

because I'm happy 'cause I got laid last night.

with your special brand of humor.

All I want is you.

Hi. I'm really looking forward to working with you.

Blank a-doodle-doo.

Howard comes to Washington.

I know a guy, he does voices, he does comedy.

She just wants to be like all the other yentas who walk around.

# I've got a big nose and a skinny neck #

Yeah. Makes me nuts.

So then she takes me into this tent.

She'll get naked?

Laine, get the fuck out!

and hold that up so I can see your cock.

But I'll tell you something,

I did not get, uh, laid last night.

Just patch the phone call onto the air, OK?

It's hard, you know.

- I don't advise you living here. - Excuse me.

to be having the news now.

to welcome back on our show

["Ooga" Continues]

# Biddi-bim-bom, ay- yi-yi #

I was also still living with my parents...

and I pumped you full of every medication possible,

Ready? Here we go.

- No, they do not. - Yeah, they do.

Hi, I'm Howard.

107 FM... The Ramones... Gabba gabba wee,

Hi, Robin. We back on the air?

How are you, baby?

When you were in the theater,

# Melting me down #

I got a job offer today from WNBC in New York.

I'll have him stop.

Vince just got hit by Kenny.

In fact, all my life, people have told me I was a moron.

I wanna say I love W N BC.

I kind of want to wrap my legs around you.

Now, to ensure our place in the history of radio,

[Robin Chuckles]

I am just so uncomfortable in this Detroit. I'm...

Listen to me...

Hello? Mama? Uh.

Howard: Isn't Alison amazing?

Wait a second, Kenny. What are you talking about?

Oh, that's right. I'm sorry, Kenny.

# I'm bored with sex #

if I gave up my programming job,

I was in the 103rd...

but our own news guy Ross Buckingham

Howard: No. This is really wrong, Robin. You're absolutely wrong.

Can we get him?

Also note paragraph 2:

Good. Fuck you.

Just look right at the camera,

She might start second-guessing.

Come on, now. Ha ha ha ha.

Just hold the line.

For God's sake.

First, a political statement, if I may.

and, uh, I'm in Westchester, New York, and...

Jackie The Jokeman?

I want to thank all of you. Give yourselves a big hand.

You'll feel at ease once we go do it.