Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, look, all I want is for my artistic courage

and there's a new law in town. We're taking it over.

You want it harder?

are gonna be under 2 minutes in duration,

And they say they're gonna move the building to the best part of the city,

[Yodeling] # Ooh ooh #

I got to tell you something. You are gorgeous,

You gotta respect that.

Our sex life has always been good.

Everybody ready?

What kind of a woman are you to have sex this way on the radio?

Is it gonna be a lesbian?

No, nobody gives a goddamn about it.

your beautiful child,

Now, when you say they're creep...

if they show it.

The guy's like wallpaper. Who can get a read on him?

until she agreed to be in my film.

Our first guest tonight

2 full points, and Pizza Shack called.

Some people tell me I look a lot like Farrah Fawcett.

'cause that's chickenshit radio.

# Doo doo ooh #

In the new ratings book, he's up... 2 points.

Oh, my God, man, she's taking her clothes off.

[Changes Station]

Robin, you got your job back, so what's the problem?

He's says I'll be in the sequel!

I'm telling you, I'm a full 21/2 inches,

Man, this is a great day in my life.

What does a massage have to do with making it into history?

I will show you something so marvelous.

- Kenny. - Fucking twisted. What?

and I'll mold that son of a bitch into another Don Imus.

and, uh, take it from him.

I knew they had told me not to talk.

You're saying I look a little old to be in college.

and, yeah, most of the things I do are misunderstood.

It's the fifth-largest market in the United States,

Blank a-doodle-doo.

and it'll give us a real great edge.

I don't answer to you, Stern.

Stuttering John: Wait! Wait! Is that it?

[TV Clicks Off]

And now, in an extraordinary display of my powers,

What in the hell

I've got such good news. It's gonna blow your mind.

Hygiene, that's something I don't think you have.

You know, I could get this girl.

Come here. I want to tell you closer.

my first real semifamous celebrity,

- I'm disgusting! - What about you?

HOW ABOUT THAT?! DANIEL CARLO, HUH?

I want to pray to God right now.

I think everything's gonna be OK.

My dickhead lieutenant comes up to me, and he says,

Well, I just... I think I was just caught in a lie.

even though my parents didn't make a lot of money.

# Mercy, mercy #

while she worked on her Master's of social work, which was really great.

Now, you're going to need a friend on the inside.

Howard: So let's review.

It's pretty wild.

When is the last time that you were with a man...

Yes. I mean, you know, I'd have to leave you,

I guess it was, about 40 miles into Manhattan.

God, no wonder they think you're sleeping around!

Howard's Mother: Howard, I smell smoke. Are you smoking in there?

extending the Os' winning streak to 7.

Is a purple donkey asshole

Walk over there and have a seat.

I think you have to respect that.

Little cotton panties, a tight little undershirt.

You'll see. Excuse me. I'll come back and tell you.

I changed my mind. And you're my husband. You should support me.

I have some very exciting news!

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I...

Summer stock... mostly.

Come here. Just come here.

L... In fact, I have a communications degree from Boston University,

I wish you'd play us a little Wipeout this morning,

why don't we go someplace else and see how it feels?

Did he say "penis"?

Announcer On TV: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous...

Very sad music.

That man's throwing records.

No. I want to beat these guys, stomp them into the ground.

I'm not proud of it, but I did it.

And we have a new feature for you.

and see what's doing out there.

# I could not touch... #

and the couple of listeners I did have

They're gonna hire you back. How can you say "fuck you"?

# You really got me, You really got me... #

You're not bringing that in here, Stern.

So what's going on? What's gonna happen?

because you told me on the phone personally last week

like lmus or Captain Frank or nothing,

Irene, are you there?

Fred, what'd you think of the movie?

and Julie would know these things.

Tomorrow, partly sunny at WRNW, Westchester 107.

# Never know how much I love you... #

Because of you, and only because of you,

Well, I suppose even if you're killing children, they should count them.

I'm glad you brought up Memorial Day.

I always saw myself sort of something different than lmus.

Why is he talking to his newsperson?

It sounds like I'm saying exactly what you're saying.

How can that be?

What in the hell Listen to this

Hey, let's go! Come on!

Fuck me? Fuck you, punk! Fuck you 1,000 %!

# My daddy can't be ugly so #

the very beautiful Miss Brett Somers.

Waste not, want not, Robin.

OK. See you, Gloria.

and I've got Alison.

because we got a brand-new morning man...

And what we're gonna do is ask you to fill in the blank, OK?

Guess who's on the phone with us.

- OK. - Hi, you're on the air.

# And suck, suck, sucking my brain #

Thanks for coming back.

Hey, I heard you on the radio today.

Ross: Uh, I think we're supposed

but I'd still love you.

Alison, I love you. What are you talking about?

Her husband Howard.

# Yeah, you shook me all night long... #

Howard: I don't know what it was,

I want to tell you something.

You're my husband. Don't make me do something I don't want to do.

Now, Howard, let's get back to the issue of them being creepy.

I don't know what I'd do, but let me just say something.

L... All right. What if I reschedule?

is that I think a kill is a kill is a kill,

[Voices Overlapping]

Howard... the way we work here at NBC...

and I think he'll fit in well

Mr. Jackie "Jokeman" Martling. Blank willow.

I wouldn't even be doing bits like that

There she blows.

Highs today in the 70s. It's 58 degrees...

- You're not disgusting. - Yes, I am! I look like a house!

Ladies and gentlemen, do me a favor.

It's a miracle of all miracles.

Hi. How you feeling? You OK?

Always have a record ready to go.

is more important than my show.

My parents said we're moving because of those niggers.