Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to go to a premiere for her movie.

I just assumed you thought it was funny.

I mean, Princess Grace... beautiful woman and all that...

We just lost Stereo City.

You goddam muthafucker

I'd like to know what meeting

You're gonna be the best morning man in the history of radio.

Come on shark, open up the door.

Let me get my cans on.

Physically, I am.

but... mm-mmm... no.

God damn it, Stern!

What's going on here?

"I want to see what he'll say next."

Well, we can't really afford the apartment now,

to go down to the college radio station

- No shit? - You've killed him. You've slayed him.

"B" movie star Brittany Fairchild.

punched in the nose by Raquel Welch, and what do I get?

You've got to believe.

I want to introduce to you

Alison on line 3. It is important.

She thinks I'm a moron.

Sunny skies and warm temperatures for veterans marching in parades

You don't possibly have another seat available for me?

# Telling me no lies #

It’s great to see you!

Wait a second. Calm down, OK, Kenny?

and they want me to start tomorrow,

Uh, no, we don't have a permit,

Once a year, my old man would break down

but I just don't get it.

[lmitating Cat And Chicken]

Shut up! Shut up!

You want to tame him?

OK, and let's now go over to somebody who I really admire,

I'm on the Berlin turnpike, and I take a left-hand turn,

Hi, Ellen. This is Howard.

You need a plan.

# Doo doo ooh #

because the doctor walks out, and there's the kid,

I was in a gook village, and I come upon a schoolhouse.

But then you know what happens?

Look at these feet.

He still grew up to be a very well-adjusted individual.

Hey you gonna eat you rest of your popcorn?

Robin Leach: The countdown to our "Live Life Like a Millionaire Sweepstakes"

She thinks I'm lower than scum.

Stern... has gone...

Radio is a business, and you just cost us $40,000.

Robin, go up to the cafeteria and get some lunch.

One of Italy's highest- ranking police officials,

What are you, an idiot?

He says wear tight pants.

because I have a really big problem.

Yeah, there's one at the end of the hall. Hey, Rach.

None of your business.

You punk! Fuck you thousand percent!

- Shut up. - To make sure...

What, the movie's over?

We hate noise. Isn't that right, Jerry?

I'm gonna have sex with you right now over the radio.

He was offensive.

and the camp director's wife walked in.

and I've rehearsed this 500 times, getting here, and I somehow got lost.

But that's all over with now.

You're gonna play the music for the people? It doesn't...

they're gonna be sorry they ever fired her in the first place.

But off the air, for me to be in this marriage...

and say, "Howard comes to Washington."

Kill, kill, kill the white man.

# Shut your mouth, go away #

Then I guess you should go all the way.

# I'll take you there #

I was in Vietnam. I'd like to talk to you about it.

You are original. You are original, but... [Clears Throat]

My back really hurts.

And I was lying in my bunk,

God, let me get away with this,

Howard: Lesbians equal ratings.

Come on. Don't listen to Kenny.

I didn't say a thing.

Now, that's what I would have said.

You soiled the sanctity of my home!

They just think she has some ugly boyfriend, you know?

Well, I'm not gonna meet that stupid fuck. He's nothing.

and they can walk around Florida, you know,

Believe me, a lot of people refused to introduce this guy,

and my measurements are about 38-24-34.

I'm a stupid idiot. I'm so stupid!

I'm serious. That's what they want you to do.

[Humming With Record]

# Let's dance #

I'm telling you, I am looking for the face of an angel.

One disc jockey has wiped out our entire audience?

Can I come in just for a second?

There you go. Perfectly good explanation.

Is anybody there? guys

But did my fellow artists appreciate

Well, this is an exciting day for us here in the studio

And I'll say that with no shame either!

I've got to get intimate.

# My life is on film #

It was then that I made a startling discovery.

Howard: So occasionally I make a fool of myself in public,

Just take a wild guess. Do it right off the top of your head.

Mark David Chapman, what do you make of him?

# The earth was quakin' #

Don't you see? I don't want them to win. I can't quit.

I'm a stud. She was liquefied.

I never wanted anyone else in my life.

Did you say "testicles" on the air?

There were bags under those eyes.

is say the call letters properly, OK?

I called, I called. I feel so different.

I hit him back. He hit...

- Don't go away. - [Buzz]

Ooh! Standing ovation. Thank you.

# They'll drink my wine #

I am just so madly in love with you.

to get to New York City,

But to be on the radio, you have to have a voice.

I think I could talk her into some hot lesbo action.

[Muttering In Foreign Language]

God damn it, get out of here!

You're carrying our baby.

I guarantee you we'll go up 2 full rating points if you hire this guy.

# Put on your red shoes #

since I was 7 years old.

and I thank you. I love you for that.

We're gonna be the greatest team in the history of radio.

What is your news? What is it?

[Love Is A Many Splendored Thing Plays]

[Clears Throat] Listen up.

Hi. I'm Lance Eluxina on W N BC.

I went to the doctor with my wife, and it was an awful experience,

Howard: Thank you very much.

Wimpy Voice: 107 FM, WRNW.

and I don't blame her because I don't trust me, either.

I thought there was a mistake or something,

Didn't that feel good? That was great.

- No. - You know that.

You're beautiful.

Let's go up to Mama Look-a boo boo day in the traffic copter.

Seriously, I heard the show today.