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and then they'll hire new people to fill our positions.
they fired half the staff
Now you're talking.
This is completely bogus. Completely bogus.
But you know what?
I know. I know.
Thank you. Thank you, Jane, and you certainly...
What can I tell you? I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Thanks. Oh, can I have my cuffs back?
Like victory.
Dave, this is Jane Robertson,
To be honest, I don't get it. I really don't.
Come on, sweetie.
It's making me sick.
DRAWL: WNYX, all country, all western, all the time.
Oh, 40 big boys! That's beautiful.
You probably recognize the voice.
So who'd you eliminate?
I'm dealing with a corporation here,
There you go.
Whoo-whoo!
Yeah, what if they don't need a news announcer?
Yours is not to reason why Yours is but to do and die
What are they, Dave--
which is worth millions of dollars,
The art of getting something for nothing.
Bill, please...
What do you know
I know, I know, sir, it's hard,
Matthew, that 12:00 was just a loose guideline.
Oh, jeez, I didn't know it was ABC gum.
No, I don't think anyone's going to get fired, okay?
Hi. Nice to meet you, Miss Robertson.
Is that it?
How about you? Nope.
All right, I'll give you $49.
I thought you were trying
Look, the Robertson people
I don't know.
And now you're selling her the station.
This is completely bogus. Completely bogus.
You mean this isn't a magic trick?
I'll cuff myself to a chair.
Oh, come on. Just admit it.
Hey, Dave.
No sale!
Joe, that's just stupid.
The guy down at the deli told me,