Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, Mrs. Hudson. Sorry, I think someone's got John.

- Goodbye, John. - No.

Now, stay exactly where you are.

No, no, no, no, no, no, this is a trick.

SHERLOCK: I don't know.

- Hang on. Sherlock? - What?

None of these markers of yours is behaving in any way suspiciously?

I wanted to avoid dying, If at all possible.

- The same sort of thing. - I'm fine, thanks.

from the top of London's Barts Hospital.

I can't tell you how glad we are, Sherlock.

It has all the qualities of the old with some of the colour of the new.

It's very saucy.

(SUCKING IN AIR)

SHERLOCK: Not according to the maps. JOHN: Hmm.

(MOBILE BEEPING)

Because, uh, does yours rub off, too?

"Speed Was Paramount."

JOHN: All right.

Come on, you'll have to go down, they want the story.

I don't think we should wear hats.

Can you believe his nerve?

Questions are now being asked as to why police let matters get so far.

It's just that that's what John says he does.

Perfectly safe as long as we avoid touching the rails.

- Sorry. - Well, no, it's, um,

What, do you think I'm going to be fooled by this bloody beard?

No, sorry, not now, please.

- of hundreds of people. - Oh, God!

There's a safety mechanism that prevents the doors from opening in transit.

You know, it is just possible that you won't be welcome.

and I've met his mum and dad and his friends and all his family.

Oh, that's good. That could be brilliant!

- Penny for the Guy, mate? - Penny for the Guy?

Of course, yeah, avoid the rails.

This skeleton, it can't be any more than...

to a matinee of Les Mis. Tried to talk me into doing it.

This phone call, it's uh, it's my note.

so he's mawkishly attached to it. But it's more than that.

SHERLOCK: You invaded Afghanistan.

(REPORTERS CLAMOURING)

Well, then. Absent friends.

Great. I'll have that one, please.

- Put me in a bonfire? - I don't know.

not to see it. You love it.

As you know, these last couple of years haven't been easy for me.

- JOHN: Sherlock! - O-ho!

Oh, everyone's a critic

- it's specific, incredibly specific. - What do you mean?

- If you could see your way to... - (SIGHING)

Balance of probability.

Mycroft fed Moriarty information about me.

Is it someone trying to get to you through me?

You cock! I knew it! I knew it! You...

I've written a blog on the varying tensile strengths

He's nice, we... He's got a dog, we... We go to the pub on weekends

Right. So, John?

JOHN: You what?

was the one person that mattered the most.

I'll get something to help it along, yeah?

Now, then, what did you want to ask me?

that you can't see it even when it's staring you in the face.

- Peru? - This is a Chullo.

- Undescended testicle. - Right.

Sherlock Holmes fell to his death

I'm the last person you'd tell the truth...

No, not a case, no, no, no. Yeah, go.

you're being yourself.

Sir, can I help you?

JOHN: You know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.

Sherlock, what are we waiting for?

Ghastly. What were they thinking of?

I needed to hit the airbag, which I did.