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and I've met his mum and dad and his friends and all his family.

No, sorry, not now, please.

Well, then. Absent friends.

"Speed Was Paramount."

Oh, everyone's a critic

- Peru? - This is a Chullo.

- The same sort of thing. - I'm fine, thanks.

I wanted to avoid dying, If at all possible.

so he's mawkishly attached to it. But it's more than that.

I needed to hit the airbag, which I did.

It's just that that's what John says he does.

- Hang on. Sherlock? - What?

(SUCKING IN AIR)

Can you believe his nerve?

that you can't see it even when it's staring you in the face.

None of these markers of yours is behaving in any way suspiciously?

This phone call, it's uh, it's my note.

He's nice, we... He's got a dog, we... We go to the pub on weekends

Is it someone trying to get to you through me?

Perfectly safe as long as we avoid touching the rails.

Sherlock, what are we waiting for?

JOHN: All right.

- Goodbye, John. - No.

There's a safety mechanism that prevents the doors from opening in transit.

I'm the last person you'd tell the truth...

I'll get something to help it along, yeah?

Oh, Mrs. Hudson. Sorry, I think someone's got John.

You cock! I knew it! I knew it! You...

Questions are now being asked as to why police let matters get so far.

Of course, yeah, avoid the rails.

- If you could see your way to... - (SIGHING)

No, not a case, no, no, no. Yeah, go.

I can't tell you how glad we are, Sherlock.

Because, uh, does yours rub off, too?

Balance of probability.

Right. So, John?

SHERLOCK: Not according to the maps. JOHN: Hmm.

Now, stay exactly where you are.

Oh, that's good. That could be brilliant!

- Penny for the Guy, mate? - Penny for the Guy?

SHERLOCK: You invaded Afghanistan.

- it's specific, incredibly specific. - What do you mean?

Now, then, what did you want to ask me?

was the one person that mattered the most.

(REPORTERS CLAMOURING)

Sir, can I help you?

JOHN: You what?

This skeleton, it can't be any more than...

It has all the qualities of the old with some of the colour of the new.

- JOHN: Sherlock! - O-ho!

to a matinee of Les Mis. Tried to talk me into doing it.

Sherlock Holmes fell to his death

Great. I'll have that one, please.

- Undescended testicle. - Right.

Mycroft fed Moriarty information about me.

(MOBILE BEEPING)

not to see it. You love it.

It's very saucy.

As you know, these last couple of years haven't been easy for me.

- Sorry. - Well, no, it's, um,

Ghastly. What were they thinking of?

- Put me in a bonfire? - I don't know.

- of hundreds of people. - Oh, God!

from the top of London's Barts Hospital.

What, do you think I'm going to be fooled by this bloody beard?

You know, it is just possible that you won't be welcome.

you're being yourself.

Come on, you'll have to go down, they want the story.

I've written a blog on the varying tensile strengths

I don't think we should wear hats.

JOHN: You know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.

SHERLOCK: I don't know.

No, no, no, no, no, no, this is a trick.