Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then you tried to do my job.

Yeah, that feels rude.

I don't do this shit for my health.

Anyway, y'all get the skip next time, will ya?

♪ Somebody wants to hear you say ♪

I'm on the phone with her all day long,

trying to hock cheap rhinestones to unsuspecting women.

♪ They wanna wake up with you everyday ♪

-[gasps] -Big boy energy.

she might reconsider.

[clears throat] Ladies...

[cell phone bleeps]

Do you have a reason for being parked this lengthy a duration in the neighborhood?

I mean, we all do.

And I'm out a shit ton for her.

I need to go stage my room like I wasn't 12 in the last five years.

[muffled] I couldn't let you sleep out here alone.

Their six year anniversary's coming up.

-I love you. -[disconnect tone]

and we're bounty hunting.

Don't hang up on me, you--

I was hoping the first time you came to my house

Your mom loves me.

I was in there 47 minutes, okay? I'm good.

You know how you can have a favorite dress

Eww. Save that for the bathtub.

-I'm in. -[sighs]

I've got a big one,

Oh, this is my driveway.

[Sterling sighs]

You said that your mom worked two jobs.

Okay! Stop! Stop. Stop talking.

I'm a pair of islands.

Do you want me to tell them?

Mm. You and me both, Buster.

Good day, Countess Saint John.

♪ I’m around When your day’s gone all wrong ♪

but it's actually just tin spray painted in gold.

like "F Everything" and "Om Shanti Shiny".

when you have truly learned the error of your ways.

Okay, that's enough.

It's like some Romeo and Juliet type shit.

I'll call you later.

She can't, like, stop me from loving him.

-Mm-hm. -I'm fixing that.

I don't understand how something that feels so good

has called to check on you.

[chuckles] What am I doing?

Okay. All right, fine.

When really, they--

...they're a little over the top for my taste.

And y'all can hang out at school all you want.

That was a nothing. She made Honor Roll again.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

What's going on?

but I'm not sure if Eeyore here is up for the challenge.

C'mon, I'm fine.

Which he did, after he threw up in someone's yard

-Uh-- -No! No! No! Uh, she can't vote yet.

You know, one day you're a single woman

so I can wake up in the morning and call my girlfriend.

that wouldn't laugh me out.

I'll see you in heaven.