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No wonder they're so angry.
-Wow. -[chuckles]
Throw a dick on a cactus.
That is just a hop, skip and a jump from Dollywood.
Sterling...
♪ Your eyes are as beautiful As the ocean ♪
-What? -Well,
I'll handle the wine. [clears throat]
so they just walk around with only three legs,
[knocking]
just take a little space, like Mom said.
I'm Kendra Saint John.
Yeah, but I was a different person back then,
-Good idea! -[Yolanda] Hell, no!
Wait, your skip or your bounty?
[cell phone rings]
Great! That'll be 180 dollars.
[soft rock music playing]
and, like, bruise his fragile male ego.
Everything is fine. It's great to have him here.
filling orders, strategizing.
Yeah, he's colorblind.
-Got it? -[grunts]
Sorry, just one second.
fueled by the lyrics of old Tori Amos songs,
Pleased to meet you
Shit.
That's good.
And through those things, we learn lessons we can't even imagine learning on our own.
you've been wearing for years, and...
You're right.
Shit!
Okay.
Thank goodness.
[chatter on police radio]
she had a thing with someone over the summer,
And if she knew... then she'd tell my mom.
He likes me for me.
Anything else?
I'm kind of undercover here.
But that's not an order.
Mom.
you just put out this crazy confidence.
So giving.
I don't care about your feelings. I care about recouping my money.
The guy we need to get information from!
-Excuse me. -Yeah.
It's been hours, Sterl.
I would love for you to bring my car around.
I was assigned to protect Shelita Pancake,
We're gonna be okay. We'll see each other at school,
♪ Ooh somebody loves you ♪
Thanks, we don't really do the matching thing.
[sighs]
Looks to me like this dude
And the car is a temple on wheels.