Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They'll go, "Look, just give me a hand job.
♪ On a highway ♪
Oh... oh, thanks.
You're better than me cause you're a dad?
This is your condo.
but you're just a drag.
You're a disgrace to the art form.
It's not an art, stupid, it's a bar trick.
You know, it's like you can take a white guy to Africa,
All right, that's it for me.
We want to get a really complete scene.
Dude, you want me to go?
Thank you, very much. Thank you.
You're gonna sit there and tell me farts aren't funny.
You know, you're getting old when--
Be a general.
All right, and the two are not mutually exclusive.
And it's, uh, kind of a dif-- Weird, uh--
I was reading in the paper the other day
and they smell bad.
I don't give a shit.
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I'm getting old man, you know?
Give it up for Louie C.K..
He's your opener.
It makes me a bad guy?