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Look at those tits on her, they're huge.

I'm 47, which means I'm...

All right, thanks man.

It's nice to be here. I am Louie.

I just wanted to be good at it,

They'll just beg for it.

you just go up there, you act like a big asshole.

Yeah, by-- by telling shit jokes and fart jokes.

She could breast feed Ethiopia with those things.

Hey, you weren't like offended by what I did last night?

Nope, that's my great-great-great- great-grandfather.

Jesus Christ, are you crazy?

Dude, take deep breaths. Something.

Yeah, we want to do the Civil War one.

You're Louie C.K.?

I'm here from the club.

Just go back to school, no finger in the ass.

You know what, we got to leave Quiznos.

Captain Whoever, you look dashing.

No, no, it's all right. I'm really sorry.

He didn't make it.

What else? Snake ate him.

you're an asshole.

Every fart is funny. Never.

You know, all the years...

I'm never hiring you again.