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Okay.
[Laughing] Oh, well, fine.
- You're kidding. - Mnhmnh.
Wait. Okay.
She's just overly protective.
Maybe you're too close to it.
and I think she'd be really happy for us.
Well, I'm not celebrating this year.
Oh! Well, hello there.
Is this because Danni's gone?
No, I'm good.
I'm so happy we put all that ugliness behind us.
Why are you crying?
35.
Are you James Hamilton?
You're confused. My birthday's not tomorrow.
I was afraid you might be a bit of a... goody-goody.
to change the setting to Miami.
Maybe even a woman.
and even you don't think I'm hot anymore!
Couldn't agree more. Me too.
Can I join?
Why don't we make the most of the time we have left?
[Gasps]
You want her to catch you in <i>flagrante delicto</i>!
Besides, they're expecting a 20-year-old.
Thank you.
Alone.
What? No. Not genius!
is fine.
No matter how risky it is, I can't just give up on you.
Me, neither.
Shocking. Excuse me.
which parts of me are real and which are fake.
Understood?
<i>I love you, Spence.</i>
No!
Impressive?
Oh, they're mostly acquaintances.
Aah! It's not that high.
The point is, you don't choose us.
to make sure we don't give stuff away.
we've helped thousands of children who don't have...
every sordid detail of my sexual history
Sometimes they<i> act</i> like friends when they need a favor.
The next minute, she's kicking me out.
You don't have to worry about that.
Yeah, well, you know what? I'm impressed with you, too.
[Raspily] What's in this?
And, Ben, don't disappoint your mother again.
Get out of my house.
I've caught you staring at my breasts before.
We weren't sure you could be trusted anymore.
How could you be so reckless?
Carmen, clear the stage.
Mother. Hey.
[Chuckles] I'm not here because you're my girlfriend.
I'm Marisol. The character is Maria.
Next, it'd be great if the maids could be sexier.
It seems we have a lot in common.
I'll get back to work.
I can't believe I'm writing
I'm here because you're a writer that I believe in.
Don't you think?
Oh, God. Um...
How was that?
[Door closes]
You know, that's not the worst idea.
Exactly. Now, if you'll excuse me,
[Coughs]
Ow!