Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- What are you doing here? - I'm just getting a drink while Gloria and Manny see a show.

Oh, my God! What I could do with this house.

- That's what you said about my friend Oliver. - Oliver.

- Oh. Did you mean optometrist? - Whatever.

Hump day. Am I right, Jay?

and, darlin', I need a night with my homeys.

- I get it. - And especially you guys.

- I loved him. - I get that. He's a good-looking kid.

and rightfully so, but you have to help me.

Swing and a miss. He's in her head, Luke.

No. Rob Lowe from St. Elmo's Fire. That was... That was my crush.

- It's oxygen. - We have that in our house, but we don't need tanks.

I think his good looks have actually held him back.

I don't hurt kids.

Greatest music in the world.

Listen to this joke. Okay. Two crabs walk into a bar...

You promised to teach me how to grow tomatoes.

If something goes wrong, we'll just pop over to the Orient, grab another one.

he would be afraid of our next door neighbor.

But you're... you're a very popular girl.

He's gonna take me to Palm Springs to go shopping for records.

- We're doing the right thing. - Absolutely.

Hey, Mom, can I go to the movies with Robin?

You drool all the time. Mom had to take you to a specialist.

- I knew when I was eight. - Everyone knew when you were eight.

You mean nothing but instruments? I'm outta here.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was in my daddy phase.

How do you guys do it? I thought cops could drink.

Well, I do okay.

There's food in the fridge. I just changed her diaper.

Oh, my God. Tallulah!