Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, we're gonna be totally fine. You just go, get your gay on.

I'm not wearing shoes right now.

Well, you made a date with him last night. Don't you remember?

Hump day. Am I right, Jay?

So I'm gonna go ahead and hang up with you. Give Pepper a big kiss for me.

Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm.

Yes. Well, we'll see you on Saturday night. Bye, sweetie.

and not let a serial killer in the front door.

Ooh, I love westerns. The bloodier the better.

Are you sure you're all right, Gloria?

You don't even have to pay me. I promise I'll take super good care of her.

To my friend Walt's house to watch High Noon.

Can't come fast enough. Quittin' time. Am I right, Jay?

- Oh. - Be back in a couple hours.

I'm sure you have better things to do, so...

- I'll see you later. - What are you going to do?

- Right. - Wow. You are stunning.

Crispin's was Joey Mclntyre... whoever that is.

That is so nice.

Nothing. I just had a little ice cream.

We haven't, uh, formally met. Phil Dunphy.

I think I just pulled something.

Ay, ay, ay. My head.

My friends text and Facebook all the fun stuff they're doing...

- They're our gay friends. - I think that was clear.

Okay. Now I'm really confused.

So, okay. Come on. Let's go.

I'm gonna walk like a man, fast as I can, to that bar over there.

I didn't know it was a crush because I was only eight at the time.