Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think of you guys as my uncles. I think of you as my friends.

What, are you saying that I'm some kind of pervert?

I was startled, you know.

You were in Mr. Kleezak's house?

- Oh, Mr. Pritchett! Yoo-hoo! - Jay. Jay.

If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a love child...

Oh, God. He's seen my sexy dance.

- Hello? - Please tell me that you have my shoes.

So I had just seen St. Elmo's Fire.

I'm not going anywhere.

Oh, my God. He's ice cold.

Hi, Jay. - Hello, Daddy.

Seriously. I'm totally free.

- Uh-huh. - You may not go back to that man's house.

I will cut you like it was nothing, farm boy.

Dunphy Spring Classic.

I know he was all kinds of wrong, but the heart wants what the heart wants.

Hey, Haley. - Oh, hey, Uncle Mitchell.

This is the kind of thing that I expect from my mother, but not from my cool uncle.

I was drunk! I'm not going shopping with Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

Chop, chop. It's a two-hour drive...

Then can I be sent to my room?

Because I left them at your uncles's house last night.

Mitchell was just about to tell us who his first boy crush was.

- Well, Dad, you kinda did. - I hear that!

- This is just so sweet. - Yeah.

- Nobody in, nobody out. - No.

Take it down a notch. You two go in, have a great time.

No you may not see the Simpsons Movie cuz you're grounded No no no I hate you Mom