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You get used to thinking of them one way, stuck in their roles.
But in all fairness, our son is our business.
Well, at least yours was gay. I mean, you might've had a shot.
What? Where are you?
- Aren't we? - I don't know.
- Yeah. Why? - Because I just saw a man walk through the living room.
- Your name is Longines? - I know. I never stood a chance.
Now, when he gets here, can you pretend there's some kind of an emergency?
so whats a guy gotta do to get access to the cheat sheet round here
- Does he have a pulse? - Well, there's only one way to find out.
I don't need the aggravation.
Just tell the boy that Shane is on today at 3:00.
I feel great, mi amor.
- He doesn't know I'm this gay. - Excuse us?
I can do it. I can watch Lily.
Yes, please, keep this up. This is fun for me.
- Where's my soft-boiled egg? - I scrambled it.
We'd really, really appreciate it.
Well, just don't start dancing.
And from that moment on, there's always been a part of me that I've kept from him.
Up, um, Gran Torino, True Grit.
- We've gotta go talk to that guy. - Now?
So I have to try new things... like scrambled eggs... but you don't have to?
Oh, he looks like that dentist you hooked up with in Laguna.