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There is a God! I got my period!

I'm 30 years old and I've peed in every pool I've been into.

Can I get out of homework because you're dating my dad?

Hey, you must be Sarah. And you guys are wrong about Chloe.

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- I don't want you to hit traffic. - Okay.

Or Abraham. Menahmenendo.

You know what? If you were a woman, man, we'd be unstoppable. Mmm.

- I hate her. - You don't know her well enough to hate her.

Ah! I got a charley horse. Oh, God.

you're not still married. - Ha, ha, ha.

The girl I've been hanging out with is totally mature and interesting.

You can go on your date.

- That's very thoughtful. - Head down. Okay.

- What you think is going on? - Trying to give you an opportunity to lie.

- You need to look for a partner who... - Ew.

- You told him! - I did not tell him.

Maybe a once-over with some disinfectant.

It's not well ventilated in there.

- By the way, I'm Schmidt. - Chloe.

Hey. Yard sale. Pull over.

- I will not apologize. - Why are young girls in love with me?

You, go stall Ouli. Try not to get her pregnant.

What are you saying? When was the last time you were on a school bus?

Sarah's gonna be here in a few, so best behavior.

- Button-down and jeans like always. - You got jeans on, baby? Are they tight?

- I'm trying to eat less doughnuts. - You still keeping it tight?