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WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU?
TO GO BACK TO MY EX-WIFE.
WELL, I SLEPT ON MY STOMACH LAST NIGHT.
AND I THINK THAT STINKS.
TO ASSOCIATE WITH YOUR FRIENDS
SUMNER, LET'S CUT THE CRAP.
WANT ME TO PUNCH HIS LIGHTS OUT FOR YOU?
YAAH!
WHERE'S DIANE?
I DID COME BACK TO SEE
YOU LET A COIN DECIDE THIS?
HERE I THINK THIS THOUGHT?
YOU'RE FORGIVEN.
I ALMOST GOT IT FINISHED.
ARE MY IDEA OF CONVERSATION.
LET'S SIT DOWN RIGHT HERE,
HI, SAM.
HOW ABOUT I THROW THE SCUZZBALL OUT OF HERE?
UNTIL THEN.
AH, DIANE.
EVERYONE'S GONNA WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY APARTMENT.
SAM!
REDUCE YOU TO A PILE OF BLUBBERING FLESH
WHY'D THEY ASK YOU TO CHANGE YOUR SEATS?
TAKING A BREAK FROM ALL YOUR WORRIES
CONVERSATION WAS GREEK.
I TRIED SEVERAL TIMES TO INCLUDE YOU.
YOU SAID YOU'D BE RIGHT BACK.
AND I'LL READ TO YOU.
FORGET IT, SAM.
SPLENDID!
I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR SAM
NOW, WHY DON'T WE BOTH
WHAT WAS THE NAME AGAIN?
I FINISHED IT.
BUT YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ONE TO LISTEN
IT'S A SUBTLE DIFFERENCE AT BEST, DIANE.
THAT STREAKED ACROSS THE SKY LIKE A METEOR.
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