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I was in mortal combat with a fucking bat! Gimme a break.
What do you think?
Christ.
Just once.
Sweet dreams, my angel.
...you have always been telling me when our time is up.
Better get back into your coffin, buddy. The sun's almost up.
Both of us?
You're breaking up with me...
That goddamn contract...
I'd had a little to drink.
Yes, Peter, how are you?
Do it, goddamn it!
...and ''Rattlesnake Hills,'' Iike you said.
I really can't handle these relationships.
Horny I am
and you have to do it you have to
Do you have anything for less?
There's no problem then. Is there?
You all right, pal?
Hi.
I mean, you just keep harping and harping...
Plus, I get interest on the $2,000 in the other account.
Hey, what's doin'?
...Vivaldi and long weekends in the country.
I just want you to be here and listen to the song and dance that I have to do.
It's not too late.
That's right.
You really think so?
...and suddenly he wants to frame the agreement.
Tell me.
What's the matter, baby?
...somehow were taught to expect...
...wife?
I checked in the back files under ''Heatherton''...
I hate interrupted love affairs, don't you?
She's a goddamn vampire! She made me one, too!
''We walked along, while bright and red Uprose the rising sun''
Let's just say 9:00. Mondo Cane.
-This one's going to last, I can tell. -It was written in the stars.
You don't know what you're doing, damn it!
I'm the only one who can put you out of your misery.
I mean I'm talking about a mature relationship.
Ready?
You're completeIy with me.
And the one that's made of big brown stones.
I got some cheapie. Plastic ones.
Somewhere.
-You're with me. -Don't touch me.
I swear to God I will.
Go on. Get out. Both of you. Out.
Your...