Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

that joke is freaking hilarious. Where'd you hear it?
Permission to go to the bride-is-a-whore file.
No, don't! All the money goes to my bitch ex-wife!
Oh, what the hell, so am I.
Shut the fuck up. So she puts the liverwurst in her vagina...
We enjoy each other's company.
You drove us to Virginia?
Attention, student body.
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to talk about cancer kids or something, but I was like, "No way, monkey scratch."
The timeskip was the show
Hey, Quagmire, you got Chris suspended from school...
Peter!
From this room, we can see the entire world's joke supply.
Sign me up for Cooper.
- Wow. - Like, minor surgery?
So the gym teacher says, "How'd you get the two black eyes?"
Quagmire, shut up. We're here.
Well, yeah, but how would anyone do that?
I took them off and hummed them at the wall...
See, the March of Dimes wanted this air time...
Hi there. What can I do for you gentlemen?
and Bonnie and Joe and Quagmire will have the other two.