Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know about our network of joke distribution agents, like the bellhop.
Bender heard it from Al Harrington. Harrington from REO Speedwagon.
After flying for what seemed like hours...
We were wondering where you heard that joke you told Quagmire.
Ps… Your vaginas in the sink
but you know what I'm saying.
"P.S. your vagina is in the sink."
Oh, I'm afraid that's quite impossible.
Who's texting me?
Check that Vietnamese guy giving business to those Vietnam vets.
If you have a change of heart and wanna chase us down the street...
- Was it, Chris? - No, Mr. Quagmire told it to me.
Laugh and cry
A quest, Joe. We go on a quest to find the source of the world's dirty jokes.
Peter! You just crapped all over the bed!
So this chick meets a guy at a bar and...
Those are all the monuments I read about in school.
Think of the most intense pain you've ever felt...
- "Good morning, ladies"? - Ha, ha! I told you that one.
for telling one of your dirty jokes. - I'm sorry.
- Stop right where you are. - Down on the ground.
showing me some dumb-ass brochure.
By the eighth month, I had hemorrhoids that hung like bunches of grapes.
Principal Shepherd, we promise you, it won't happen again.
- Is the man gay? - No.
I don't know where Chris heard the joke but I can assure you it wasn't at home.
- Aah! - Now take me back to Virginia...
Damn, he's nowhere in sight. I'll ask these fellas. Maybe they've seen him.
Every plane there's gotta be a crying baby and a mother ignoring it.
And so began our journey...
- Who are you? - I am the dean.
I gotta admit, Quagmire, despite all the problems...
The seat of government for the world's former most powerful nation.
That was the reason we walked through Crate & Barrel.
"P.S. Your vagina's in the sink."
- Can you play our song? Okay, lead singer from Asia.