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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
The one where the blind man walks by the fish market and says:
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Don't you dare. I'll push you into traffic.
Well, well. It's quite clear the four of you are going to be a problem. Kill them.
or eat a raw slice of Anderson Cooper's ass?
- "Your vagina's in the sink." - Ha-ha-ha!
Fuck you, guys!
Anyway, that's our story about the splendid source of all dirty jokes.
We have a best man giving a toast at a wedding and he is just bombing.
Brockman heard it from bob from Belcher oddly enough
Tucker heard it from Bender on Futurama, oddly enough.
Hi, this is Peter.
Oh, what happened to your friend?
- Cleveland? - Hey, fellas.
or surgery from a female doctor?
"P.S. Your vagina is in the sink."
- The dean of what? - The Dean of the Secret Order...
that someone does not want us to learn the origin of that joke.
But then Daddy got frustrated because he couldn't find it.
So she gets a piece of liverwurst and shoves it in her vagina...
He needs medical attention.
#nine #six #ten #seven
I can't wait to tell all the guys back at The Clam.