Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Joe, you take Joe. Quagmire, you take Quagmire.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God.

I'm afraid you must stay here for the rest of your lives.

as we're pulling away, you know where to find us.

I got a spear you can shake. Ha!

Guys, we did it. We found the source of the world's dirty jokes.

Joe, that's so dumb.

But our idle curiosity was satisfied, so everything worked out.

Halloween and Christmas

Excuse me, have you seen...? Hold on a second, I'm trying...

So here's some footage of an ape scratching himself.

Let me ask you, have you ever worked in an office with other women...

You will now listen as I attempt to swallow this microphone.

But we didn't know. We didn't know.

- Oh, I don't know. Wait, here you go. - Thanks.

And if we had known what lay ahead...

Okay, Quagmire, he's asleep.

to find the splendid source of off-color humor as we know it.

It's great to have you all here.

Maybe after quitting time, I'll have a mimosa and tell you then.

(INHALES DEEPLY) anus - bu

He's a family guy

Drop your guns. Do as he says.

I can't hear you!

- He knows every dirty joke ever written. - Then that's the guy we gotta talk to.

and imagine feeling that for hours.