Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm afraid you must stay here for the rest of your lives.

- Oh, yeah. - Oh, my God.

You will now listen as I attempt to swallow this microphone.

Let me ask you, have you ever worked in an office with other women...

Joe, you take Joe. Quagmire, you take Quagmire.

But we didn't know. We didn't know.

I got a spear you can shake. Ha!

Joe, that's so dumb.

Guys, we did it. We found the source of the world's dirty jokes.

And if we had known what lay ahead...

Maybe after quitting time, I'll have a mimosa and tell you then.

(INHALES DEEPLY) anus - bu

- Oh, I don't know. Wait, here you go. - Thanks.

Okay, Quagmire, he's asleep.

to find the splendid source of off-color humor as we know it.

But our idle curiosity was satisfied, so everything worked out.

and imagine feeling that for hours.

So here's some footage of an ape scratching himself.

as we're pulling away, you know where to find us.

Drop your guns. Do as he says.

It's great to have you all here.

I can't hear you!

Halloween and Christmas

Excuse me, have you seen...? Hold on a second, I'm trying...

- He knows every dirty joke ever written. - Then that's the guy we gotta talk to.

He's a family guy