Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, gentlemen, I hope you've enjoyed the tour of our facility.
It's funny when it happens to other people.
What was that about? Who were those guys?
This'll be way more fun than hanging out in Maine with the wives...
Peter, what are you doing?
Permission granted.
No, serious surgery like a blown kidney or something.
Anymore bright ideas, professor?
What a surprise this is.
- I got suspended for saying bad words. - Oh, for god's sake!
PETER!!! YOU SHITTED ALL OVER THE BED
This way we can tailor jokes to where the need is greatest.
Gosh, that's all so fascinating.
Uncle Ben's converted brown rice was on sale.
Hispanic female doctor or gay male masseuse?
We'd been captured, tied up and kidnapped.
I got another one. Let Amy Winehouse spit in your mouth...
Put it up on the screen.
Mr. and Mrs. Griffin, the reason Chris was suspended...
You want a sandwich full of knuckles? That's it, Cleveland, you take Cleveland.
REO Speedwagon saved us several stops...
It's something no man could understand.
I guess there's nothing to do now but head back home.
What the hell is this place?
You and I will have one cabin...
They didn't think I was far enough, but I was like:
Oh, that one?
And there's the Vietnam War Memorial.
What are we gonna do now?
- What do you mean? - Well, you've seen our secret island.
So it's basically, would you rather get a massage from a gay man or die?