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We shouldn't even think about tomorrow
Nebraska Governor, Paul Burmaster,
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome
Dur. Aaaaaaargh
Benson's 20-point lead in the poll six months ago
To be passed like a large kidney stone?
Their families too. We'll teach them to skate...
"It's a Small War." "Pirates of the Persian Gulf."
What is it, Bob?
Green, green, green...
Closer together. Come on. Don't be shy.
- Let's see, the last time we met... - Was The Flurvian Sea.
I knew one day you'd come crawling back
Big sister this is little brother Today’s the day you blow 44 candles out
now i will kill you until you die from it
your three bears.
President Benson.
of yet another mission to rescue hostages from the Middle East.
For a moment there, I thought you were...
The vultures are circling the carcass. Repeat.
Oh look. I’m cut too.
continuing on his campaign schedule.
You've changed.
My war is over.
I don't believe it.
- We get the hell out of here. - No! Wait another 15 minutes.
Hey, you yanking my crank?
- Let's go! - I'll take the back gate.
The day before we were to go
Like their fathers and grandfathers.
- You'd be amazed what I can do. - It's my fault they got Walters.
You're a symphony
You better get going. You'll miss your takeoff.
Looks like the upper hand Is on the other foot
"and I'll fuck up your life if it's the last thing I do."
No, no, no, no, no
Guys.
I dont think so
I'm putty in your hands.
Yeah, one can take a walk in the moonlight
here's my 900 number.
- I know what to get you for Christmas. - A Thighmaster? I've broken three.
Uh-oh!
- His boat has been demolished. - Oh, damn it!
I was afraid we'd lost you!
Well, my lips to yours.
You win!
The vultures are circling the carcass.
One pig snout sandwich.
But it just wasn't right. It wasn't natural.
Do not take literally. Repeat. Do not take literally.
You running from the pain won't solve anything.
Like a perfect remedy
Ah!
You were hurt when that woman left.
made a public apology for his state being so flat.
Ah-ha.