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We'll settle this the old navy way First one to die loses!
Aluminum siding. Ten-year guarantee. No paint needed.
Two can say how it really feels
Hm?
I'm about to lose control And I think I like it
President Benson is returning to Washington today
Your contact, code name Bench Press, will lead you to the camp.
my fellow Americans and our millions of illegal aliens.
I'm so excited
Slippery rascal!
It's like the colonel says:
Just take two
Twitter. Oy!
Do not take literally. Repeat. Do not take literally.
March!
I loved you in "just friends"
and she ate their porridge and sat in their chairs
Yes!
Two-car garage.
It takes two, baby
The way the sweat glistened on your hard body.
Go on! Get out of here!
I cannot go with you or ever see you again.
Like the previous six, this victim was found folded neatly in half
How could you hurt so many innocent people?
Hold it there! Hold it!
Look, I told myself last night was just going to be last night.
Let's move out.
Yes!
follow her Mo
They aren't moving around the ring as much.
I'm sorry.
Hm!
- I knew you'd make it. - It's about time.
Stop it!
Topper, no matter what happens, I want you to know that
Alka-Seltzer!
Thanks. I can kill again.
Ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh
Take cover!
Recon reports Indians on the Warpath in your area. Over.
- You've got to be. - If I was joking I would say,
I remember that day as if it were yesterday.
From out of nowhere, a patrol boat appeared.
Let's get excited
First guy to die, loses!
But now we're together again. We have much to look forward to.
Topper. Yes, of course. Son I never had.
So, what you're saying is, that little blond girl is me.
You little...! I'm going to split you like a melon!
The five living former chief executives
My skin's made of asbestos.
They've tied my shoelaces together.
Ooh, boy
Harbinger, where were you when the patrol boat arrived?
- I'd like to join the next mission. - God bless you, boy.
to speak to the nation in what experts are calling
Publicly, he seemed unaware of the political blow he had been dealt.
- You remember? - I remember every detail.
Don't jiggle me.
Wait! I can't go any further. I need a drink.
Go on.
To ensure success, we need Topper Harley.
Me and you
I'm so tired. We get up at 5:00...