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Hey, I'll lend you a pair of Jack's.
So you know what I mean. There's lots to be made with the biotech stuff.
They say geniuses pick Brock Purdy
I assure you your bag will be placed safely below with the other luggage.
New Giants coach?! He’s a cat for Christ sakes!
Jimmy can talk chai JImmy talk chai very well
YOU CAN'T SAY, 'BOMB' ON AIRPLANES. IT'S AGAINST THE LAW OF AMERICAN AIRLINES AND AIRPORT SECURITY.
I'm not wearing that stupid pillow on my head.
You don't know shit about flowers
fred parle thai vraiment bien
Miss You Peter Miss You Every Day
HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT? THAT ANT’S BEEN LIKE A BROTHER TO YOU
and I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
OK, bye.
I don’t know what happened They put so much goddamn lacquer on that thing
Milhouse, your childlike innocence saved us all!
Cat.
(Denny) Where is he going?
Round and Round We Go
All you have to do is answer yes or no.
It was a big snap!
I was in the area, got off early, thought you'd want to go eat.
(Meow)
I got in early on some government salary and the stuff just skyrocketed.
"OH, NO DEE, KEL CAN TALK TEXT. KEL TALK TEXT VERY WELL"
Yes.
And you're in love
Daddy, that's beautiful.
You are such a good God to us. A kind and gentle and...
I bet you did, Panama Red.
- You said bomb on an airplane - What's wrong with that?
Stupid tree got cut down by Phineas and Ferb the Pervert Free timber for freaking $100 on interstate 888888
Greg "x ds headshot X" Is a male nurse
(Debbie wailing)
Then, is there something you want to tell me?
It’s only a game Focker!
Not in my own den. What are you two doing?
No, there was. We just never really sat down like a family like this.
“I got nipples wab, can you milk me?”
You can get yourself a whole bunch of guns
(Phone)
- B00! - B00!
You see, in the picture your cat has an all black tail,
Yeah, you check. I'll call back.
That's what I said I wanted cos it is a black Samsonite suitcase.
Honey, he said he'd pumped milk.
Take five. We got a specialist.
OK, where's the fire, huh?
You're sick, you know that?
Can WhoU
You Tried To Jinx Him, You Sick Son Of A Bitch
- Dearly beloved... - (Crash)
Well, why doesn't Greg go with you?
I'd say strong...
Are you a homeowner Greg? No I throw away money on rent every month
Try to enjoy the weekend, honey.
I don't even have a suit.
Well Jay… It’s a blowjob railing
found out you were engaged and had your father ask me to milk him.
(Wolf whistle)
Chad can talk Thai. He talk Thai very well.
I recently got transferred to triage.
When you yell at a dog, his tail goes between his legs
Well.we’ll look forward to that
- He's probably tired. - No, he'd like to show you tonight.
Just try not to flush the toilet. It's a little quirky.
that your loved ones are safe with this stranger?
What? No, what poem?
(Beep)
Pppp
I don't like to be painted with that brush. Yes, that's my job...
Picture him without the stupid cap.
(SCOFFS) Bobby D. ain’t gonna want to hear a baby cry!
Thats a whole bunch of mortons
Meet you upstairs.
It's not a big deal
(Pam) Easy on the sarcasm. Humor is wasted on my parents.
bruh the bomb! bruh look
Pam, isn't that your special friend?
Jack can talk Thai. Jack talk Thai very well
Huddle up, team.
All I want to do is make my ruling And not listen to you
You know how that stuff just goes. Back in a jif.
Nobody knows
Focker, I'm not gonna tell you again!
I’d have to be pretty high
So the poets sing
accommodating...God.
I don't feel comfortable wearing your dad's underwear.
Seriously, do you think that sounds good?
Sir you’ll have to cut 1 more guy your rosters just too big. I’m not cutting anybody, ok!?
The Sedita Family Circle of Trust
Oh, Daddy, it's Jinx!
You don't know shit about flowers
The matter, Greg RN, is when this toilet is flushed, it runs.
Don't worry, you'll enjoy this.
You’re like uh uh a Wall Street trader investment guy?
I knew it.
(Greg) You made a gift? (Pam) Greg.
Larry, keep floating. Denny, go deep.
Speaking of growing to love you...
'Jack, it's Hank from next door.
Well we'll look forward to that, maura
Hello?
0...dear Lord, three things we pray.
It was a big shot!
You can make anything in an airfryer
but I figure, hey, pulling down decent bucks,
That was just his cover.
Can you lick your fingers then?
James Welcome, to the Gavriel circle of Trust
Ah-booga-booga!
- OK, sign here, please. - Thank you.
'Damn!'
Till I met you.
Oh, don't worry about the little covert op, all right?
They say geniuses pick green
CONSIDERING I CARVED IT FROM A SINGLE PIECE OF WOOD
Keep it on the low down...down low...no doubt
You tried to milk him you sick son of a bitch!
(Revving engine)
No!
Teat?
I got pretty high on that one
Oh, there's Jack.
What kind of a family doesn't sit down for dinner?
I have nipples Sam, could you milk me?
- Bye. - Have fun, you guys.
But you didn’t pick it
Don’t you think that in some crazy scheme to provide adequate care The patient may have more than one doctor?
Well, they say geniuses pick green.
He...he's right. He's right. I...I... My...my cover's blown.
Oh no, Dina. Stat can talk Thai. Stat talks Thai very well...
Well, so was JC! Wow. You're in good company.
- How did you get this? - I have my sources, too.
- And I don't... - Wait, hang on a sec.
Wait, wait, wait. Your name’s Dick Rider
Am I supposed to go the whole weekend with just these clothes?
(Pam) Yeah.
I should ask him to dance. What do you think?
YOU CANT SAY "MOM" ON FACEBOOK!
I have ball hairs Greg. Could you cross me?
Oh.. well we'll look forward to that
I’d have to be pretty high, but yeah.
(Banging)
It’s a Blowjob Rail
i will bring you down, wip down to chinatown
Hi, Daddy! Hi!
We've been through this with every boyfriend since,
OK. All right. Where's Denny's room?
Amazing. So-so-so much love, yet also so much...information.
Hi, how are you?
Get out of my house, Focker, and take your friend with you.
I will bring you down, baby.
Pamela Martha Focker
Cory can't talk floors!! Oh no Kristin. Cory talk floors very well
Do you have any nicotine patches?
YOU ALSO HATE THEM? WELL, SO DID A.H! WOW. YOURE IN GOOD COMPANY.
that I am finished with the wearing masks conversation!
And no one cares
For the floor you're walking on, I chose Bolivian wormwood.
We worked out a lot of our issues.
I will see you guys after lunch.
It’s only a game, Focker!
Greg!
I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS FRANK
Pam, he seems wonderful!
Did I not clearly explain the Circle of Trust to you, Bekah?
Really?
(Linda) OK, now, Greg... Greg?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
You know what?
I don’t like to be painted with that brush. Yes, that’s my day job...
You wanna talk about truth and honesty?
Matt, don’t be afraid of the ball. It’s Mott.
You must have had vegetables fresher than that growing up on a farm.
fdfgfgdf
You’re like a Wall Street trader investment guy?
No! Thinking about anything permanent?
- Yeah, kinda blend in. - Great.
Yes! I mean, I do!
Greg, sweetie, how are you doing?
Ted talk Thai very well
then he proposed.