Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gaylord M Focker?

I just... I love you.

I'm so happy you're home, sweetheart.

OK, good. Come on, let's go inside and have breakfast.

I will bring you down… I will bring you down to Chinatown!

And the world famous plastic surgeon Dr. Larry.

My dad sees smoking as a sign of weakness.

Get your hot buns Hot patooties

Do you want to marry her?

Oh, now, Greg, you have a very unique last name.

SOMEONE GOT A VISIT FROM THE HAIR FAIRY!!

I'm in love with you.

Maybe he's nervous, too, huh?

Yup. Just got to do one more thing.

Attack, attack, attack. Attack, attack, attack-attack

Jinxy cat, Jinxy cat

- (Tires squealing) - (Dina) Whoa, Nelly!

You tried to milk her, didn’t you, you sick son of a bitch!

but I couldn't save you,

Devant toi surgit un arc-en-ciel

'Can you deal with THAT?!'

and I love you.

Jack talk Thai very well.

AND WE COMMEMORATE THEM NOW AS WE WRAP UP OUR SALADS

Not mine. It's not.

I just feel this isn't going well. Your dad hates me.

(Larry) Nice one, Nurse!

(Pam) Jinxy. Jinxy!

Until we meet...

JC was a Jew! You’re in good company!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

He was giving me their visas!

Well, so was JD! Wow. You're in good company.

(Scoffs) Jack can't talk Thai.

So what if he took the MCATs? He's still not good enough for Pam.

Nice shot Maverick! Sweet set up Ice Man!

My sister had a cat and the cat birthed a litter of kittens.

- Nice shot, Maverick! - Sweet setup, Iceman!

Oh you can call me Bob… MD!

I bet you would Panama Red

I thought I just bought some.

Almost. Except for that tail.

I'm everywhere, Focker

Mm, I... I don't think so.

If I can handle a weekend without sex and cigarettes,

You can't say Gulf of Mexico in the White House.

I bet you do, ya bdf

Go ahead, open it up.

You see, when Jack had to retire for health reasons...

This is very disappointing, Roman

(Jack) This is Pam's cat, Jinxy.

× "All Right, Focker, I'm A Patient Man." “ that’s one eight weeks of stay at home orders will do to you .”

Yeah, I'd have to be pretty high.

Geoff Talk Japanese Geoff Talk Japanese Real Well

How’s your portfolio

Come here, little Jinxy.

Well, we’ll look forward to that Greg

Pam, did you know that your father started his own business?

but if I gave you the wrong impression

You're really on a roll there bud

Why don't we let the kids freshen up?

- Greg's in medicine, too, Larry. - Oh, really? What field?

Hey, there he is! Get out here.

Is Your Name Gaylord Focker? Yes Or No

Ein Klassiker, musste sein

I'm Everywhere Focker!

- I don't need a jacket. - It's cold out. Hold on.

The only way would be if you came over here right now and tried to pry it from my dead lifeless fingers, ok?

OK, the sun is out, the grill is hot and the pool is luke,

Get fucking dialed!

The other day, I saw this dog, he had, like, a gimp, he couldn't...

- Thought you'd like that. - I do.

Couldn't this be construed as illegal? Invasion of privacy?

Yes. Breast pumps.

I’d say strong to quite strong

No. The answer is they will not.

My eye! Oh, my eye!

- No. - OK, yes.

- You OK, sweetie? - Yeah.

Oh, thanks, Jack. You, too.

Could you milk these faker ?

Go take a shower, get dressed and come down.

Oh, no, Dina, Jack talk Thai. Jack talks Thai very well.

Jinxy! Come here.

I BET YOU WOULD, PANAMA RED.

but you can be a real jerk sometimes.

I don't know. We haven't discussed it, but,

(Needles jumping)

Staged staged staged, staged staged staged staged

It's OK. It's OK.

I'd say rounding second base.

Guess who's back in The circle of trust

Oh. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. That...

I don't not like cats.

No, Jack. Not traditionally.

but to put you outside the Circle.

He told me he grew up on a farm.

The house that we grew up in was originally erected

Nothing. I just...I just feel like, you know, we're so close.

I thought he would love my gift, being this big flower guy,

Hank Macatee called me and told me he found Jinxy.

Are you gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it there?

He can't take the picture, /u/edavagola. He lacks the strength and the opposable thumbs.

'What? The Jerusalem what?

I'll take it to the Byrnes' and tomorrow Robert and Deborah

Look, I understand you've probably had premarital relations with my Pam,

Dad seems to like him, don't you think?

I don't... I just happen to be more of a dog lover.

Bomb, bomb, bomb. Bomb, bomb, bomb-bomb.

Oh shit are stupid tree gets pulled over on Interstate 5555 Let's watch Phineas and Ferb ducky Momo gets killed by a Tesla Model y

- Not on the lawn! - Kevin!

Chad talk Thai. Chad talk Thai very well!

Are you a pothead focker?

- Whatever. - Let's go.

- Oh! - No, no!

Please step aside, sir.

- (Bob) Way to go, Greg! - Gave us a little scare, huh?

- 2:35? - 'Affirmative.'

- I'll get that. - I'll get it.

What if I'm a reporter for an internationally recognized news agency?

You know Whatever

Your IT organization sucks at outlook calendar integration

Oh no, fellas… Gooch can talk Thai. Gooch can talk Thai very well.

Oh, shit. How'd you get here?

We should be all right with only one usher.

I mean, can you ever really trust another human being, Greg?

No. The answer is I will not.

It was just a temporary solution until I could find the real Jinx.

But let's put all that behind us and enjoy our weekend together.

IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THUMBS, FOCKER!

so if I set you up can you spike it?

Do you need Gaylord boxes yes or no

Oh, how exciting

No, wrong number. We're out of Collins, so I'll go to the store.

You're getting married in two weeks? That's...a little soon.

Thats it Go to your room now

Yes, I thought with my experience, why let retirement stop me?

“I like movies, Regal? Can you comp me?”

Come on, let's go.

Clint can talk Thai Clint talk Thai, very well

Yeah. 0ne of my favorites.