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- No, I don't... Come on! - Why not?
You saidnGulf of Mexico in the White House Whats wrong with calling it the Gulf of Mexico?
So much goddamn water on that course
Are you a pothead Focker What!!! No!
- Iceman? - Sorry, is it special for you two?
What am I gonna do?
What did you tell him?
Ha. That's funny.
WELL WE'LL LOOK FORWARD TO THAT, GREG
- Hi, I'm Pam's father, Jack Byrnes. - It's great to meet you.
He found him!
Let's just see if you really can flush the toilet, Jinxy.
Your real name is not Philipp Dresler? No. It's Gaylord Focker!!
Denny?
OH YES, ELISE, ALLENS CAN TALK THAI ALLENS TALK THAI VERY WELL
Oh, there he is!
You can get a whole bunch of Mumms
OH, NO DEE, KEL CAN TALK TEXT. KEL TALKS TEXT VERY WELL
Your daddy's best friend!
Can WhoUIs be Goose?
We're now boarding all rows, please. All remaining rows.
Night. Why'd you give him my favorite pair?
I think you've got some serious issues.
I've seen these before but never up close.
Teat??
.
- The MCATs... - I didn't lie about the MCATs.
Oh, Clint talk Thai Clint talk Thai, very well
- Well, he's home now. - Yes.
the Byrnes Family Circle of Trust.
who's filling in for gearldine ormes? keanu hawley.
Is that what that is?
Thanks, Jack. Glad I could help.
Pass
You said Gulf of Mexico in the White House It's just a body of water.
Jack talk das. Jack talk Das, very well.
OK.
It’s only a birthday, Focker!
You the bandleader? Go over song selection with Bob. Bob!
Steve, Remember This...
You spray painted his tail to make him look like Jinxy, didn't you, Focker?
Oh, no, the guy at the counter. Why?
(Both) Pamela Martha Focker.
I want you to know that I really, I really, really love you and...
Are you a home owner Adam? Are you a home owner Adam?
When meeting the Eckhardts.... Dont spray paint Mila
You can parmigiana anything with nipples
- And her fiancé Dr. Bob. - Oh, call me Bob...MD.
Top of the stairs, turn right.
Marks a male nurse
Is that better than a nurse?
Physical? Like what, like, you worked out together?
Yes!
Bob just understood that Dad appreciates that.
and covers his genitals, his ears go down.
Plus you got another guy in the house to leave the seat up.
it used to be will kirkwood telle duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Oh, isn't that nice?
(Chatter continues)
..pumps.
You can’t say “Dom” in the sleeper chat
Thank you Greg, that was interesting too
This is very disappointing Jake
You're the most adorable, loving,
Or you could just get an IR
It's not like I have a bomb to blow up the plane.
Kyle talk tech Kyle talk tech real good.
- No, no. - No, we have to.
- Focker? - Jack. Ready to go?
Love you, Check. Miss you.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
(Tires screech)
This car's...
Drives better than a Corolla, huh? - Yeah.
Well, it was a horrible thing.
- OK, I'll leave them in the car. - No! He'll check there.
(Sniffing)
I am finished with the putting-in-of-tickets conversation
'Why don't you ask Denny? Not onto that one, huh?
OK.
To "puff the magic dragon" means...
and crafty craftsman.
…
Just won't work on you... #
I'm not wearing that stupid headset on my head!
- Good. - Yeah.
Are you a pothead Booker?
Would you support my daughter the way she deserves to be?
- Are you a Mr. Focker? - Yes.
Greg didn't ace his med school Boards. He never even took the MCATs.
But frankly, sir, I'm terrified of being your son-in-law.
You can't say Bomb In School
The only way I would ever let go is if you pry it from my dead lifeless fingers, ok?
Your real name is not Simon? No. It's Gaylord Focker!!
Oh! Yes! You mean me and Pam. I'd love to talk to you about that.
Must have taken forever to build. Not too bad, about 6 months so far...
Mott, that’s beautiful..
(Pam) So do you! Look at you!
Actually, the real gift is what's planted in the soil.
"Well, we'll all look forward to that, Greg!"
David, I don’t know what we’re talking about here
I don’t like to be painted with that brush. Yes, that’s my day job...
Like what you've done with the crib.
Morning, Greg.
Paulina How’s your portfolio Brooks?
0ver by the tree, right?
- (Kevin) Let's go! - We're getting creamed.
In 3 hours there's a baseball game here, so I need my cesspool pumped now!
You know, the whole drug thing.
That "circle of trust" thing, that's mine.
And I hope that you can forgive me.
- You serious? - No, I did OK.
I have nipples, jam. Could you slice me?
Whoa!
- I thought your name was Greg. - It is.
All I want to do is make my ruling And not listen to uou
n/a n/a
Nice stench. Really on a roll there, bud.
Dinner at my house meant fighting over containers of Chinese food.
- Larry and Linda. - Got it.
No Dina, Jess talk travel Jess talk travel very well
.
You don't have to do that.
My Buddy: How’s your short game?
That guy in the parking lot is my travel agent!
John can’t eat Tai’s
Ryan’s a male nurse
It’s true it’s true
WELL
Clint Talk thai. Clint talk Thai, very well
(Pam) Is it OK to X-ray this? (Greg) Yeah. It won't mutate.
Oh, yes, you damn well will!
No, I'm just going over my answers
I’m not checking my bag
You scared me.
Officially registered
You can’t call Hal, Hal
I just... I'm sorry, I saw a light on in here and I kinda stumbled in...
Um, good, Pam. Thanks for asking.
- You threatened her with a bomb! - I said I didn't have a bomb!
Ginger beer….you order it
Sometimes you think that your luck has changed
- The ring bearer? - Your daddy didn't tell you?
NICK’S A MALE NURSE
Your name was Angela,
..in holy matrimony.
It would be, but…
531, New York, La Guardia. Check it.
It's one row. Is it OK if I...?
- Glen, don't be afraid of the ball. - It's Greg.
I mean, can you ever really trust another cat
I don't have to tell you that.
(Knocks)
- Get me your supervisor. - 'He's on a break.'
Where's the cat?!
I did CPR on a 300-pound crack head today.
You must be Greg.
Gaylord Focker...
Oh, right, right. Uh, the Jerusalem.
(Tires screech)
No!
(Larry) Amazing house! (Bob) Not bad, huh?
Yeah, they've been amazing, but... What's going on?
while the cancer ate away your organs,
"Thanks we will get this completed ASAP" Sincerely, Darin
- Any luck? - No, they're still looking.
I had this elaborate plan, but somewhere...
nevermore,
setting the house on fire, it kind of went off track.
Did I not clearly explain the circle of trust to you, dennis?
That's my girl!
(Debbie Wailing) (Debbie Wailing)
Ryan can talk thai