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To "puff the magic dragon" means...
No Dina, Jess talk travel Jess talk travel very well
Like what you've done with the crib.
(Tires screech)
- And her fiancé Dr. Bob. - Oh, call me Bob...MD.
Bob just understood that Dad appreciates that.
Paulina How’s your portfolio Brooks?
- No, no. - No, we have to.
nevermore,
531, New York, La Guardia. Check it.
You said Gulf of Mexico in the White House It's just a body of water.
Marks a male nurse
who's filling in for gearldine ormes? keanu hawley.
You can’t say “Dom” in the sleeper chat
…
Are you a pothead Focker What!!! No!
Thank you Greg, that was interesting too
Can WhoUIs be Goose?
Drives better than a Corolla, huh? - Yeah.
- Good. - Yeah.
n/a n/a
OK.
Let's just see if you really can flush the toilet, Jinxy.
WELL
My Buddy: How’s your short game?
and crafty craftsman.
- Well, he's home now. - Yes.
"Thanks we will get this completed ASAP" Sincerely, Darin
- The MCATs... - I didn't lie about the MCATs.
You spray painted his tail to make him look like Jinxy, didn't you, Focker?
- Glen, don't be afraid of the ball. - It's Greg.
the Byrnes Family Circle of Trust.
- (Kevin) Let's go! - We're getting creamed.
I've seen these before but never up close.
and covers his genitals, his ears go down.
I had this elaborate plan, but somewhere...
Oh, isn't that nice?
You the bandleader? Go over song selection with Bob. Bob!
You're the most adorable, loving,
..in holy matrimony.
- OK, I'll leave them in the car. - No! He'll check there.
OH YES, ELISE, ALLENS CAN TALK THAI ALLENS TALK THAI VERY WELL
This is very disappointing Jake
You know, the whole drug thing.
But frankly, sir, I'm terrified of being your son-in-law.
Top of the stairs, turn right.
Oh, no, the guy at the counter. Why?
.
Your name was Angela,
I'm not wearing that stupid headset on my head!
No, I'm just going over my answers
I did CPR on a 300-pound crack head today.
Must have taken forever to build. Not too bad, about 6 months so far...
And I hope that you can forgive me.
David, I don’t know what we’re talking about here
Just won't work on you... #
Yeah, they've been amazing, but... What's going on?
Whoa!
No!
Oh, right, right. Uh, the Jerusalem.
(Debbie Wailing) (Debbie Wailing)
I am finished with the putting-in-of-tickets conversation
(Knocks)
You must be Greg.
Officially registered
You saidnGulf of Mexico in the White House Whats wrong with calling it the Gulf of Mexico?
setting the house on fire, it kind of went off track.
(Pam) Is it OK to X-ray this? (Greg) Yeah. It won't mutate.
Oh, Clint talk Thai Clint talk Thai, very well
You scared me.
Kyle talk tech Kyle talk tech real good.
Thanks, Jack. Glad I could help.
Physical? Like what, like, you worked out together?
We're now boarding all rows, please. All remaining rows.
WELL WE'LL LOOK FORWARD TO THAT, GREG
it used to be will kirkwood telle duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
John can’t eat Tai’s
- Iceman? - Sorry, is it special for you two?
while the cancer ate away your organs,
It would be, but…
Clint Talk thai. Clint talk Thai, very well
'Why don't you ask Denny? Not onto that one, huh?
Dinner at my house meant fighting over containers of Chinese food.
Love you, Check. Miss you.
Jack talk das. Jack talk Das, very well.
- No, I don't... Come on! - Why not?
You can get a whole bunch of Mumms
- I thought your name was Greg. - It is.
Morning, Greg.
I’m not checking my bag
You can’t call Hal, Hal
- Hi, I'm Pam's father, Jack Byrnes. - It's great to meet you.
The only way I would ever let go is if you pry it from my dead lifeless fingers, ok?
Actually, the real gift is what's planted in the soil.
What am I gonna do?
- You threatened her with a bomb! - I said I didn't have a bomb!
- The ring bearer? - Your daddy didn't tell you?
In 3 hours there's a baseball game here, so I need my cesspool pumped now!
(Both) Pamela Martha Focker.
Oh, yes, you damn well will!
- You serious? - No, I did OK.
Ha. That's funny.
Ginger beer….you order it
I don’t like to be painted with that brush. Yes, that’s my day job...
What did you tell him?
OK.
0ver by the tree, right?
It's not like I have a bomb to blow up the plane.
- Focker? - Jack. Ready to go?
(Pam) So do you! Look at you!
This car's...
That "circle of trust" thing, that's mine.
When meeting the Eckhardts.... Dont spray paint Mila
(Tires screech)
.
I don't have to tell you that.
He found him!
Night. Why'd you give him my favorite pair?
Steve, Remember This...
Is that better than a nurse?
Um, good, Pam. Thanks for asking.
It’s only a birthday, Focker!
Plus you got another guy in the house to leave the seat up.
- Get me your supervisor. - 'He's on a break.'
- Larry and Linda. - Got it.
NICK’S A MALE NURSE
That guy in the parking lot is my travel agent!
Gaylord Focker...
That's my girl!
You can parmigiana anything with nipples
I have nipples, jam. Could you slice me?
Your real name is not Simon? No. It's Gaylord Focker!!
Your daddy's best friend!
Well, it was a horrible thing.
"Well, we'll all look forward to that, Greg!"
Or you could just get an IR
Would you support my daughter the way she deserves to be?
OH, NO DEE, KEL CAN TALK TEXT. KEL TALKS TEXT VERY WELL
Is that what that is?
I just... I'm sorry, I saw a light on in here and I kinda stumbled in...
All I want to do is make my ruling And not listen to uou
Ryan can talk thai
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
I mean, can you ever really trust another cat
Are you a pothead Booker?
- Are you a Mr. Focker? - Yes.
- Any luck? - No, they're still looking.
Ryan’s a male nurse
Are you a home owner Adam? Are you a home owner Adam?
Did I not clearly explain the circle of trust to you, dennis?
Your real name is not Philipp Dresler? No. It's Gaylord Focker!!
You can't say Bomb In School
It's one row. Is it OK if I...?
Denny?
I want you to know that I really, I really, really love you and...
I think you've got some serious issues.
Greg didn't ace his med school Boards. He never even took the MCATs.
You don't have to do that.
Mott, that’s beautiful..
Sometimes you think that your luck has changed
..pumps.
(Chatter continues)
Oh! Yes! You mean me and Pam. I'd love to talk to you about that.
Pass
Oh, there he is!
Nice stench. Really on a roll there, bud.
So much goddamn water on that course
Yes!
It’s true it’s true
(Larry) Amazing house! (Bob) Not bad, huh?
(Sniffing)
Where's the cat?!