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- OK. I should be back in two hours. - OK.
(guard) Come on. Time to go.
We're all goin' fuckin' nuts. I'm losin' my mind.
What you got, a test?
...they'll know who did the talking.
(Big Junior) I clean up my own mess.
You don't like the taste of metal in your mouth, huh?
Shit happens.
What's not gonna happen... that I'm gain' down.
You saw what happened to Kirillov? guess who's next
- Who called you? - I don't know. Some guy.
That's 30 for the body, 10 more for the felony.
Fuck you!
You heard what? I ain't got nothin' to do with hot cars.
What the hell...?
You like that one better?
There you go. Hang on.
If he's got a big fuckin' mouth, take it up with him. I was tryin' to make conversation.
Come on in.
Now I got $350,000 worth of this guy's cars and no driver! I need your help here.
You did it, right? And they know that. It's gonna be easy inside. It'll go like a dream.
Would you mind lightin' one of those for me, please?
It's called common courtesy. It's called professionalism!
- Move your hand. - No, no!
Come here.
I'm fuckin' upset! So fuckin' upset! I can't take this bullshit.
I wanna get your parents somethin' for getting my apartment back.
You got somethin' to say? You like to talk to the cops, huh?
Junior, I'm drunk. I was drunk. I'm sorry.
- What are you doin' here? - I was just gonna ask you the same thing.
With what? Fuck with the bull, you get the horns? What is he, a matador?
Hold on. Whoa!
25.
Yeah, I remember. You andJimmy. Used to be, like, partyin' every night, right?
Listen...
Junior, what?
Hey. How you doin'?
We don't do that shit over here. Motherfucker!
I'll buy you a soda pop, all right?
My guy was in fear of his life, and he fired in self-defence.
Well, maybe your man would still be alive if you'd bothered to let us in on it.
Come here.
- I gotta go. - Where?
(triumphant laughter)
I'm a good goddamn prosecutor, but I will make a greatjudge.
I heard you lost your wife.
- Get him! - Shit!
How about F-A-B? Fucked at birth.
You know the worst part about this job?
Did the prosecutor's office contact you about this?
Hey, little girl.
It's hard, what they do. Are you kiddin' me?
Look what he did to my hand last week. He thought I shorted him $50.