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I thought, "Poor Aunt Lynette having to go through this change thing."
I don’t want to get out of bed ever again.
- They served man, we serve them. - Come on.
- Blanche? - I don't know.
only I was afraid I'd fall down and chip my beautiful teeth.
Well, I had a good time. He was very nice.
She could be in a coma.
We know what she did. We don't know with who.
Now my only hope is to become an intellectual and find a retired Jew.
Except for that time with the lifeguard.
- Eating is good. - I'm nauseated.
which means one thing and one thing only: You can no longer have children.
The change of life didn't change her life.
spanish fly?
It's hard for you to accept.
It's worse. It's much worse.
Somebody sold you minks that are too old to breed.
We didn't have mink in Sicily.
Then when I stopped, it just happened. A few hot flashes and that was it.
You can tell us. What is it?
Did Stan ever get you a mink coat?
Oh, Dorothy. Those Ivy League schools are so snotty with those preppy people.
Really, columbo?
It's not the cleanest country in the world.
They blame us for being crazy when we get 'em.
See him? Total fruitcake. We're talking serial murderer.