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THE MESSAGE, THE MESSAGE.
[ Mumbling ] BYE, GRANDMA.
IT'S PERFECT. YOU'RE READY. AND I'M READY.
IT WAS COMMONLY KNOWN
THESE TIGHTS, I'M TELLING YOU -- THE BEST.
A FEW BLOCKS DOWN. I WOULDN'T WALK, THOUGH.
HEY, WHAT'S WRONG?
SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM CALLED SOMEONE IN GROTON
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A MANLY WREATH.
MRS. KIM, YOU KNOW WHY THE BOYS WERE THERE.
WELL, WHO CALLED GROTON?
DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME. I'M FINE.
WHAT IS THAT? YOUR PATENTED 5-BEER COMEBACK?
I WAS BORN 400 YEARS TOO LATE.
GREAT.
MAYBE IT'S GOOD THAT HE HAD IT.
I'LL BOIL WATER.
* I WILL FOLLOW WHERE YOU LEAD
ISN'T THAT BIZARRE? I DON'T KNOW.
YOU MAY PLANT THE CEREMONIAL SWORD.
MIGHT WANT TO GET A COUPLE.
WHO'S GOT MY KEYS?
WHO ARE WATCHING OUT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER'S SAFETY.
DOES SHE REMIND YOU OF SOMEONE?
THIS IS MY ROOM.
UH, NOT MY EXPERTISE, BRO, BUT THEY SMELL GOOD, IF THAT HELPS.
I GUESS SO, YOU KNOW, IF I MEET THE RIGHT GUY.
FAMINE...
I THINK I CAN SWING IT.
I MEANT TO INTRODUCE THE TWO OF YOU AGES AGO.
WOULD YOU GO TALK TO HIM, PLEASE?
I HAVE NOT HAD A DRY SPELL.
MAKE THAT ONE, AND THE ONE THING THEY'RE NOT THAT GOOD AT.
PURE SELF-DEFENSE.
ASHER'S SON --
WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE? YOU WON'T GO AWAY.
BUT THE MAYPOLE IS AN EXPERTISE OF MINE.
THEM'S THE BREAKS.
NOT IF IT'S SUDDENLY GONNA GET EXCITING OVER HERE.
THERE'S A HORSE IN THE DINING ROOM.
WHAT?
I DON'T THINK SO.
* PLEASE RECALL THE JOY
QUESTION. QUESTION.
MAMA, THESE ARE MY ROOMMATES -- ZACH AND BRIAN.
SHAKE IT, DOLL, SHAKE IT.
THE KIDS ARE CLICKING THEIR HEELS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
UM, SHE WILL BE. SHE'LL BE OKAY.
IT'S FOR MY WIFE.
I NEVER KNOW WHERE WE STAND ON THE JESSOMETER.
ISN'T THAT WEIRD TO THINK ABOUT?
OH, THAT -- THAT'S ME. DO YOU ACCEPT DELIVERY?
BUT FIRST, PLEASE CLEAR THE FLOOR
Lapsang oolong
I MEAN, THAT BOOK DOES SOUND PRETTY DORKY.
YOU'RE HOPING FOR RECIPROCATION?
YOU DRIED HIS ARMPITS?
[ SIGHS ] YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE.
OKAY, THANK YOU.
COME ON, LET'S GET SOME CHOW.
OR IS SHE STAYING HERE PERMANENTLY,
OKAY. BYE.
OH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
I'M A BOX-TAPING MACHINE. USE ME.
SO WHEN WILL YOU BE DONE WITH YOUR FINAL TOMORROW?
NO, THAT'S OKAY. IT'S COOL.
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
THIS GOING ON YOUR TAB? WHAT?
KITCHEN, REFRIGERATOR...
IS SHE BRINGING A BIBLE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
IT'S NOT OVER TILL IT'S OVER.
I'D BE DELIGHTED.
JASMINE BODY LOTION -- NICE PRICE ON THAT.