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THEY WERE GOOD GUYS.
I'M HERE ON YOUR MOTHER'S BEHALF.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
RELAX. OHH, I'M NERVOUS.
YOU LEAVING?
I NEVER DOUBTED. IT'S $90.
YOU CAN STAY A COUPLE MORE DAYS, IF YOU WANT.
I'M HERE, JESS. I'M ALWAYS HERE.
YOU SAID $90.
HEY.
Where's the minister?
THEY'RE NOT GETTING IT, MISS PATTY.
WHICH WAS YOUR SEAT?
THERE THEY ARE -- MY TWO HEROES.
YOU WANT TO DANCE?
AND A GREAT SISTER-IN-LAW TO SOME VERY LUCKY GIRL.
IT'S WHAT I WANT. IT'S WHAT YOU WANT, TOO.
YOUR LADY HATH ARRIVED TO BE ESCORTED FORTHWITH.
AND WHY DID UMA WEAR THAT DRESS -- FUN STUFF LIKE THAT.
SURE. REALLY?
WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN.
I ACTUALLY TRIED TO GET YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO GO, TOO,
SO YOU'LL BE A FREE GIRL AROUND NOON? AROUND THEN.
SAY GOODBYE BEFORE YOU LEAVE?
* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *
I NEVER READ THE BOOK. IT'S FULL OF CRAP LIKE THAT.
IT WAS POURED FOR ME, BUT I'M NOT HAVING ONE.
THIS CAMPUS IS HUGE.
MY CLASSES ARE DONE -- DONE.
UM, YOU SAID BEFORE YOU DON'T DANCE.
JUST ONE MORE FINAL TO GO, THEN YOU'LL BE FREE.
BUT THE TURKEY-LEG GUY KNEW THAT GOING INTO THAT BAR
ANY RELATIONSHIP --
IF YOU CALL LEONARD AND ONE OF HIS KIDS ANSWERS, HANG UP.
I'D BE WORSE OFF, I KNOW THAT.
YEAH, T.J. IS YUM, YUM.
CALL HIM "JESS," AND FEEL FREE TO TELL ME WHEN YOU SEE HIM.
HE CAN ONLY TALK IN CLICHéS.
EVERYONE POURED ALL THE ALCOHOL THEY HAD LEFT INTO A BOWL.
SUNDAY?
JESS.
NO, I WAS JUST PACKING AND HAVING A LITTLE LEMONADE HERE.
SO THINK OF THEM THAT WAY. THINK OF THEM AS GIRLS.
THAT WAS NOT ABOUT YOU.
THANKS. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
AND HUNGRY. I HAVEN'T EATEN SINCE BREAKFAST.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
OOH, ROSES -- NICE.
GRAHAM, THIS IS RORY.
OH, IT'S GREAT. ISN'T IT BIG?
I'M THAT CONFIDENT.
DO IT. COME WITH ME. DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
LADIES SPEED STICK -- $2.60.
YOU'RE ALL DONE. OH, IT'S PERFECT!
WELL, YOU LIKE THEM BETTER THAN BOYS. TRUE.
YOU CAN. NO!
HELLO?
WITH PEOPLE I LIKE. SEE YOU.
WERE GOING OUT TONIGHT TO CELEBRATE.
OOH, THE CHOKING GUY BEING HEIMLICHED BY THE COURT JESTER?
UNLESS MY FRIEND, CARRIE, SUFFOCATED HIM WITH HER BOOBS.
THIS WAS FUN. YEAH, IT WAS.
ZACH, WOULD YOU MAKE US SOME TEA?
IT'S BEEN HERE FOR 20 MINUTES.
YEAH, THINK OF THEM AS TWO TALL, GAWKY, CARING,