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SO, UM, THERE'S GONNA BE A LITTLE DELAY.
NO, NO, HE DIDN'T. IT JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT.
AND HERE YOU ARE WITH ALL THE CAFETERIA LADIES.
IN SUCH FOREIGN, MYSTICAL GARB.
PONTIUS PILATE WAS ALIVE WHEN YOU BOUGHT IT?
WELL, MY ROOMMATES ARE ALL GONE,
I DON'T WANT TO SCREW UP THIS MARRIAGE
YOU'RE THE APPLE OF MY EYE.
[ GASPS ] WHAT?
BECAUSE HE LOST A BET WITH ME.
THESE ARE MY BAND MATES.
GOOD.
MRS. KIM, HASN'T THIS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH?
WHO'S THE LUCKY GIRL?
COME WITH ME. WHAT?
WELL, THANK GOD I CHECKED
SO, UM, BARRY STAYED HOME. WHO?
NOW, GO ON, LUKE'S WAITING.
AND THE PLACE -- BROKEN FURNITURE AND DIRT AND BOYS
I-I THINK SO.
OH, YOU BROKE HER DAUGHTER'S HEART?
I'M GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH MY GIRL FROM BACK HOME.
HAVE A MERRY TRIP.
HEY, LUKE, I HAD TO BORROW YOUR DEODORANT.
FOR HIS SECRETARY TO FAX YOU HIS SCHEDULE?
HELP.
COME WITH ME. WHERE?
SHE WOULD LIKE TO VISIT, A SOCIAL CALL.
I -- I GUESS.
AT A SPECIFIC TIME AND PLACE,
HE'S VERY NERVOUS. I'M NOT NERVOUS.
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE A MOVIE GUY.
WHAT WAS YOUR WEDDING LIKE? WERE YOU THIS NERVOUS?
WINDOWS BROKEN BUT THE LANDLORD'S ON IT.
CRISIS AVERTED.
MAYBE IT'S MORE PATHETIC IF PEOPLE DON'T TRY.
PEOPLE THINK PRISON'S A WASTE OF TIME,
IT'S ALWAYS FUN TILL SOMEONE GETS HURT.
THAT'S UNFORTUNATE, BUT WE'RE STARVING ARTISTS, MAMA.
HE CAN READ WHATEVER HE WANTS TO READ.
AND BRAG THAT SHE HAD SCORED SOME SUCKER BEER.
HE'S ALIVE!
AND IT'S NOT JUST GUYS --
THERE'S NO WAY I COULD AFFORD A PLACE ON MY OWN,
* IF YOU NEED
NO, I LIKE IT FINE. YOU'VE JUST NEVER PLAYED IT.
WELL, I'M GLAD YOU CUT IT SHORT.
INSTEAD OF THAT HOTEL SHE CHECKED INTO?
I LOVE LOOKING AT MY BOTTOM HALF.
THAT CARD AT THE COUNTER? IT'S STILL OPEN.
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU SOMEONE WHO DEFINES A GIRL
WELL, THAT WOULD BE FESTIVE. HERE, PATTY.
* WITH ALL THE GIRLS AND BOYS
OH, HEY, SO YOUR FOOD'S PROBABLY COLD.
SMOKIN'
JACK LaLANNE? DEAD. NO -- ALIVE.
SOMETIMES UNWASHED GIRLS
AND PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY.
HERE'S A COUPLE SEATS. OKAY.
IS THAT COOL OR WHAT? IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
CHICKS WERE FALLING AT MY FEET.
YOU'RE NOT DRINKING.
[ Laughing ] MAN, IT'S GOOD TO GET OUT.
LUCIFER TIRED OF THEM IN HELL AND DUMPED THEM HERE.
SAVE A DANCE FOR ME? UH, I DON'T DANCE.
ANYWAY, SHE HAS A SON WHO'S A FRESHMAN ALSO --
JUST GOOGLED HIM. HI, CLETUS.
IN PHILADELPHIA.
ANY FRIENDS LEFT BEHIND TO KEEP YOU COMPANY --
DON'T.
OKAY, WELL, LESSON NUMBER ONE --
AND MAYBE HE'S TRYING. YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
SHE LOOKS HAPPY.
THE HORSE? UH-HUH, THE HORSE.
THAT'S WHY I'M HERE. PATTY, YOU HAVE A SEWING KIT?
SHE WAS NEVER ONE FOR HOUSEHOLD SKILLS.
THE "QUEER EYE" GUYS ARE VERY AGAINST OLD POLISH.