Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

CONGRATULATIONS, SIS.

DOING LAUNDRY FOR 600 GUYS -- NO PIECE OF CAKE.

I'LL SEE YOU...

YOU FIND THE PLACE OKAY?

THESE ARE YOUR MENUS RIGHT HERE.

SURE, OR WE CAN... YOU KNOW.

NO, SHE KNEW HIM WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID.

YEAH, THERE WERE A FEW.

I COULD BE MARRIED FOR MOST OF MY LIFE.

* FOR LOVE IS THE GREATEST TOY AROUND *

WHAT DO YOU WANT? I DON'T KNOW.

HELLO, MRS. KIM. WELCOME.

WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE IN A WHILE.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SPOKE RENAISSANCE.

I HATE THAT OUR LITTLE CLIQUE IS BREAKING UP.

I'D CALL THAT A "MAYBE-NOT POLE."

MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU LATER. YEAH.

THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM, OBVIOUSLY.

DID I SAY THAT I FEEL STUPID?

IT WASN'T LIKE IT WAS A HARD THING TO DO,

SEVEN FREE THROWS, MAN.

IF YOU COULD PASS THIS ON TO HER, I'D APPRECIATE IT.

HE WAS IN DIAPERS?

IF THEY'RE SMALL ENOUGH TO SHOVE UP OUR SON'S NOSE, THEY'RE TOO SMALL!

SURELY THESE BE TIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE

LAPSANG OOLONG, ORANGE PEKOE, SLEEPY TIME?

LOOK, YOU KNOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER.

GLEN, THIS GIRL IS, LIKE, 12 YEARS OLD.

FUNNY, YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT TO ME WHEN WE TALKED EARLIER.

AND I JUST THOUGHT, "THESE ARE, MAYBE, THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH

DON'T DO ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

THAT'S WHERE ZACH AND BRIAN SLEEP.

BUT SHE MADE UP SOME DUMB EXCUSE.

NO, NO, BOYS. YOU GO CLOCKWISE!

THAT'S A SIGN, BOYS.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I DON'T THINK SO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

HERE ARE THREE TIMES SHE CAN COME THIS WEEK.

I HATE THAT IT'S LAST MINUTE LIKE THIS.

YOU OFF YOUR MEDS, PARIS?

I GOT MY HANDS FULL HERE.

OH, IT'S KIND OF A WEIRD DAY TO MEET HIM

I JUST... WHAT?

WELL, STOP ATTACKING HER SO SHE'LL STOP ATTACKING ME.

RORY, YOU GET YOURSELF A FUNKY MONKEY? WHAT?

* BARREL OF MONKEYS

DO YOU HAVE THE BRAIN POWER?

I LOOK DOWN TO LOOK AT MY BOTTOM HALF.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT MOCKING THIS BOOK,

FROM "THE SAFETY DANCE" VIDEO, MY JUNIOR-HIGH TALENT SHOW.

CAROLINA IS COMING BACK -- NO QUESTION.

SO I GOTTA GO OFF THE CUFF.

IN FRONT OF THOSE THEY LOVE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO REFER TO HIM AS "THE 'J' WORD."

AVALANCHES, EARTHQUAKES...

YEAH, WE'RE GOOD. I GAVE HER A CELLPHONE NUMBER.

CAREER GUIDANCE?

ARE YOU READY? THE CROWD'S GETTING RESTLESS.

I DIDN'T. ME NEITHER.

THOSE KINDS OF BOOKS ARE IDIOTIC.

LIZ RIPPED HER DRESS, AND IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE TO FIX IT.

SAME WITH ME AND T.J.

GIRLS, THIS IS JESS.

SUNDAY -- YOU FREE?

TOUGH DAY, PATTY?