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NO, SHE KNEW HIM WHEN HE WAS A LITTLE KID.

FROM "THE SAFETY DANCE" VIDEO, MY JUNIOR-HIGH TALENT SHOW.

WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE IN A WHILE.

TOUGH DAY, PATTY?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

IF YOU COULD PASS THIS ON TO HER, I'D APPRECIATE IT.

I GOT MY HANDS FULL HERE.

LAPSANG OOLONG, ORANGE PEKOE, SLEEPY TIME?

THAT'S WHERE ZACH AND BRIAN SLEEP.

YOU FIND THE PLACE OKAY?

I DON'T THINK SO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO?

BUT SHE MADE UP SOME DUMB EXCUSE.

FUNNY, YOU DIDN'T MENTION THAT TO ME WHEN WE TALKED EARLIER.

ARE YOU READY? THE CROWD'S GETTING RESTLESS.

SURELY THESE BE TIME TRAVELERS FROM THE FUTURE

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SPOKE RENAISSANCE.

OH, IT'S KIND OF A WEIRD DAY TO MEET HIM

HE WAS IN DIAPERS?

SEVEN FREE THROWS, MAN.

SAME WITH ME AND T.J.

IN FRONT OF THOSE THEY LOVE.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO REFER TO HIM AS "THE 'J' WORD."

AVALANCHES, EARTHQUAKES...

MAYBE I'LL SEE YOU LATER. YEAH.

DO YOU HAVE THE BRAIN POWER?

SO I GOTTA GO OFF THE CUFF.

LOOK, YOU KNOW WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER.

YOU OFF YOUR MEDS, PARIS?

DID I SAY THAT I FEEL STUPID?

* FOR LOVE IS THE GREATEST TOY AROUND *

IF THEY'RE SMALL ENOUGH TO SHOVE UP OUR SON'S NOSE, THEY'RE TOO SMALL!

HERE ARE THREE TIMES SHE CAN COME THIS WEEK.

I HATE THAT IT'S LAST MINUTE LIKE THIS.

I'LL SEE YOU...

YEAH, THERE WERE A FEW.

IT WASN'T LIKE IT WAS A HARD THING TO DO,

THOSE KINDS OF BOOKS ARE IDIOTIC.

CAROLINA IS COMING BACK -- NO QUESTION.

WHAT DO YOU WANT? I DON'T KNOW.

CONGRATULATIONS, SIS.

GIRLS, THIS IS JESS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT MOCKING THIS BOOK,

THAT'S A SIGN, BOYS.

* BARREL OF MONKEYS

RORY, YOU GET YOURSELF A FUNKY MONKEY? WHAT?

I HATE THAT OUR LITTLE CLIQUE IS BREAKING UP.

THIS IS THE LIVING ROOM, OBVIOUSLY.

I LOOK DOWN TO LOOK AT MY BOTTOM HALF.

DON'T DO ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

LIZ RIPPED HER DRESS, AND IT'S GONNA TAKE A WHILE TO FIX IT.

I'D CALL THAT A "MAYBE-NOT POLE."

NO, NO, BOYS. YOU GO CLOCKWISE!

WELL, STOP ATTACKING HER SO SHE'LL STOP ATTACKING ME.

HELLO, MRS. KIM. WELCOME.

YEAH, WE'RE GOOD. I GAVE HER A CELLPHONE NUMBER.

SUNDAY -- YOU FREE?

SURE, OR WE CAN... YOU KNOW.

AND I JUST THOUGHT, "THESE ARE, MAYBE, THE LAST PEOPLE ON EARTH

I DIDN'T. ME NEITHER.

I COULD BE MARRIED FOR MOST OF MY LIFE.

I JUST... WHAT?

GLEN, THIS GIRL IS, LIKE, 12 YEARS OLD.

CAREER GUIDANCE?

DOING LAUNDRY FOR 600 GUYS -- NO PIECE OF CAKE.

THESE ARE YOUR MENUS RIGHT HERE.