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You mean like a taxi?
Yeah, I see what you're doing. (laughs)
You're gonna take turns reading from "Harry Potter"?
Okay, remember, Beth's party starts at 2:00
Mm-hmm, any time, Cheryl.
Last time he crossed town lines just to borrow a lawnmower
Well, it's from 2:00 to 4:00
on a schedule right now, so...
Yeah, turn this up!
And then I get super emotional all over your sorry ass.
(birds chirping)
Are we gonna need some more performance reviews, people?
Well, you can't get her a decent education,
Who's Harry Potter?
It's a newspaper.
It's in my blood.
Pockton, please.
I--I can waterfall you from here.
-Oh, my. -I could--I could knit a coat.
'cause, yeah, that ship has sailed.
-I see. -And she hasn't.
-I got a tattoo. -What'd you get?
and I don't even know what that is, but the pudding part
(A-Men playing on CD player)
I'm done with you, Jackie Chan.
Okay, here we are.
I got perfect aim. Check it.
That's what you call a success.
I have so much adrenaline coursing through my body.
just as it was taking off, okay?
I could, but no biggie. Next time.
don't pay their taxes and they hoard soup
I know they know I'm [bleep].