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- [Juan ] Well, not too hard, I hope. - I really likeJuan.
Uh, yeah, sure. I`ll run Luau Night.
Oh, dear God!
[ Moaning Continues ]
Running in circles through this bloody jungle, that`s where.
- [ Laughter ] - I just lost it. Keep rolling, keep rolling, keep rolling.
- [ Whimpering ] - [ Clanging ]
I may need a few more hours to pump her for information.
The whole reason we`re hiding in this closet is because we think she`s the killer.
[ Muffled ] Thank you.
- Over here! - No, this way!
[ Groans, Coughs ]
I can`t believe you invited that guy.
Wow. That`s interesting.
[ Creaking ]
- [ Panting ] - Are you all right?
[ Mouthing Words ]
But he can`t see shit. It`s pitch black, so he just keeps bangin` away.
Not on my watch! This is my home.
- All right. All right. Are we cutting? - Just-Just do yourjob.
- I don`t know what that is. - Uh... it`s not for you.
Pip, pip.! Tallyho.!
Oh, man, we had some fuckin` parties.
[ Chuckles ] I don`t even know what I`m doing here.
[ Grunts ]
[ Lars ] Well, at least they left us a torch. [ Laughs ]
When you`re done here...
Jenny, we cannot act like there`s nothing wrong, okay?
- What did you do to the propeller, man? - I didn`t do anything.
- Ohh! - 500 points!
Lars is sporting the Pleasure Poncho.
I think you mean pina coladaburg
We can do it. It`s high tide. All right, now listen.
[ English Accent ] Oh, I don`t know, Stace.
- Peenalop! -Juan!
#And ended up nowhere
Ahh! Okay.
- He`ll orgasm for another few minutes. Go! - Ooh.
It just so happens Hank used to be a federal agent.
Hey, you. I`m sorry I`m late. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
so she got promoted to palm tree.
- Hank? - Yes, Hank.
Make it quick. We got a lot of dishes.
How the hell are we supposed to do our job...
yes beryl siobrayal are you a member of the seagulls hall? yes we hide seagull poo ballloons in our bra and we go out with the seagull poo girl gulls on the seagullbrialybetseagullpooares group and we make our own seagull poo into aioli and tartare sauce.
# Were guardin`the riverbed
Hey, it looks like everybody else is okay.
Shit.
is the way the next person dies?
And if not, then at least we know it`s not him.
Let`s get the hell outta here. [ Panting ]
Come on!
Coconut Pete`s Paella?
And they say...
- [ Insect Buzzing ] - I bet you watched Yu and Kelly.
Get out, now!
Hot dudes lookin` for some gander juice.
[ Applause ]
Pete signed it over to me last week.
Ahhh.
Shit, it was `78. We were all out of our gourds.
for having sex with a goat.
All right, Lars will probably come after us here.
What other dumb fuckin` catchphrases can I say?
- [ Twigs Snapping ] - Hey, come to the beach.
Everyone knows Dave`s parents got killed at a Pete show.
Oh, come on! If there`s grass on the field, then play ball.
.
I can only assume this means every other man on the island is dead.
Shit.!
And that boy was me!
What, cut up a couple of pineapples, whatever.
Tian-Tu.
voodoo, zombies.
to see that.
Oh, yeah. You love it now, but just wait.
- This gorgeous group of people behind me is our staff. - [ Cheering ]
- [ Twig Snaps ] - [ Gasps ]
Have a good time all the time.
#La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, la-la-la-la
Yeah, it must be tough living in paradise.
- Who is it? - I`m sure you think I`ll go down without a fight.
No, no, no. We can`t dismiss that song. What about Carlos and Cliff?
He left last night. He ran off into the jungle.
[Jenny ] God.!
And that boy was me!
And again, Peter.
Huh?
(Chitty Chitty Bang Bang mouth word) Poppins - hooray! We're gonna go for a...
Look, she`s a weird little chick, I`ll give you that.
But I told him I-I could handle the responsibility.
Very convincing
I`m Juan Castillo. I am dive master.
Bravo, Lars, bravo.
- You asshole! - Nah, I`m not an asshole.
[ Moaning ]
We couldn`t even catch the bloody raccoon that was stealing my wristbands last month.
- Thanks, Hank. - Hey, Coco Pete, I have a present for you, my friend.
Just put the goddamn thing on. Hank, give Lars a hand, will ya?
# They pulled their shit together cleaned themselves all up
I`ll be there with my whompin` stick.
- Um... do you work here? - I do.
[ Sam ] I`m tellin`ya, I got a bad feeling about that new guy.
[ Agonized Grunt ]
- [ Sam ] Pete.! - [ Creaking ]
Oral Roberts Up at the half
[ Whimpers, Groans ]
Get outta here! Now! I can`t hold him for long.