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- Let me go.! - Don`t move! Where the hell have you been?
#La-la-la-la, lala-la-la-la Lalala-lala
[ Stacy ] I did not.!
[ Chuckles ] Pure Costa Rica Freaka.
Help! Help!
#[ Man Singing, Indistinct ]
What is it? Too waxy?
Pink Crustaceans and Good Vibrations``?
he was uncircumcised and smelled of oranges?
- What? - Something just brushed against my leg. What the--
This must`ve been, like, 1 5 years ago, you know?
Mira.! The boat!
- [ Whispering ] Look what I found. - [ Gasps ]
We`ll be all right. So, come on, everybody, let`s just have a drink...
- What? - Advantage, Putman.
looked like it was just driving around on its own.
- # Follow the banana # - Oh!
- Wow. - Check this out.
Why are we doing a goddamn fashion show?
I`m not sensitive.
That is so on time, off the hook!
Look what happened to Yu! Remember the warning: Do your jobs or die``?
Just trying to help you, man.
[ Screaming ]
[ Putman ] Ahhh,you.! I should have known it was you.!
- [ Blade Slicing ] - [ Howls ]
and a resort owner, but...
- Where`s the key? - I don`t know.
Spent a little time in the Forum.
and Tokey and Bongo are his buddies.
# La-la-la-la Lala-la-la-la, lalala-la-la #
[ Coughing ] Just remember, Peenalop.
All right, Lars, let`s see what you got.
- Oh, my God, you`re bleeding. - It`s okay.
What is it with you and Lars? I`m beginning to wonder if you aren`t in cahoots!
Dude, don’t be gay, man!
- I`m not leaving you! - I`ll be okay.
and walk 20 klicks to an aid station...
Our lives depend on us interpreting the dumbest fucking song I`ve ever heard.
- We`re all gonna die! - [ Screaming ]
-[ Bead Curtain Rustling ] - Lars.
I know ex-actly what you need.
[ Both Moaning Loudly ]
No. That`s just an old campfire story.
- [ Whistle Blowing ] - # Follow the banana, follow the banana #
#Naughty Cal and his pals ran the waves to somewhere
- [ Hooting, Laughing ] - Sounds great. People, please.
And I got lonely!
Hey, Dave. Hey, Carlos.
About time you two perverts showed up for the party! [ Laughs ]
Pleasure`s all mine. Say, I hear good things about your fingers.
Eat it, Fuck nut!
[ Gasps ]
I don`t know. I-- I mean, the Smilin` Smuggler...
I`m the one who taught `Dre to play Cocks and Quarters.
- You guys, this is totally fucked up. - Look,Jenny...
I`m still not sure what happened...
#But a big bad orca and a scary octopus
gangreenium? what do you want goobrial? feed the gangreneryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal gangrene! betrayal gangrene! goze gangregrandoasnellbrandonkdkdk! thank you ganeeyitiguguyle gosterpost! you're welcome ganghostese gangoieueuaylepooeye!
If you`re the killer, you`ll snap my neck like a twig.
Not to be confused with Linou Gano...
We`ll go to the club, gather all the guests...
#And someday we`re all gonna die
- Whoa! - I should have you on my show.
- Whew! - Holy shit!
That sounds like something I said back in `77.
Try putting him to sleep.! Try the-the Snoring Panda.!
[ Moaning ] Fuck me!
It`s just a habit. I could see how tight you were from a mile away.
Why don`t you just do that all the time?
Nobody ever saw him after that.
- [ Horn Blowing ] - #[ Soft Rock ]
Oh! Well, I guess you all heard this one, huh?
Oh! Ooh!
- What are you doing? - Uh,you know.
I just want to know if smoke came out of his ears. Is that so wrong?
[Jenny ] Who would do something like this?
- [ Laughing ] - A huge bag of it.
- It`s not for me. It`s for our new masseur, Lars. - Are you serious?
AND THAT BOY WAS ME!
Say, anybody seen Rolo, Stacy or Kelly?
What are you doing? Lars, what are you doing? Hurry!
Hey, look. Putman freaked out in the middle of the night and took off into the jungle.
I mean, body work`s still my life, but I`ve also done the Dianetic thing.
Do you want to be drilled... by me
- I guess you`re not just into massage, are you? - Yeah, well--
I asked Rolo ifhe had any grass, and he said he didn`t have any.
[ Man over P.A.] Whoo-hoo.!
Are you telling me there`s some totally deranged, dickless dude running around out there?
Well, she has taken quite a fancy to you, hasn`t she?
God! Stop it! What are you doing?
Now,you are here to have fun.
Oh, good, `cause I got an announcement to make to Roy.
- Come on. - [ Grunts ]
Yeah, it`s off your album Sea Shanties and Wet Panties. `
- your host and rock and roll`s favorite son... - #[ Guitar ]
[ Groans, Whimpers ]
- Look at that little cheetah. - Hair pie.
# They had their wits about them until they were served--
Come on. I have an obligation to get to the bottom of that--
Are you trying to tell us something, boy? Is Timmy trapped in a well?
Shoulders down.
- Hello. - [ Laughs ]
Costa Rican prison-- that`s some hard-core anal action, man.
- [ Chuckling ] - [ Twig Snaps ]
- You`re all gonna do your jobs. - All right, then tell us something.