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- [ Cheering ] - Back you go, dickweed!
to go lookin` for it unless you want to get your dingy chopped off.
- No! - Oh, come on, Kelly.
- [Jenny ] No.! - [Juan ] No, it`s not possible.!
Put it on my tab.
And we`re gonna make it through the night, okay?
who's filling in for lucy boland? moana lepaska.
I don`t wanna get caught in the middle of a cemetery.
- Back to the club! - Are you crazy?
But you gotta see what someone did to my activities board.
[ Screaming ]
- Kinda scared me. Sorry. - [ Cackling ]
- [ TVShuts off] - [ Boat Engine Running, Distant ]
she starts asking him these questions, like...
#Never were seen--
Look, nobody here was killed last night...
The name of the song is Naughty Cal.``
- Sam, it isn`t Lars or any of us. - Look,Jenny.
- Hola, Kelly. - Think you could put a little something ex-tra in my drinks?
I`m the best goddamned employee this place has ever seen!
- [ Laughing Wildly ] -Jesus.
[ Exclaims In Spanish ]
[ Animals Chittering ]
There's always one fuckhead like you trying to shit in the Apple pie
Screw this, man! I`m not going anywhere with Lars.
But from that point on...
Oh. Looks like we don`t need you anymore.
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE FUCK-HEAD LIKE YOU TRYING TO SHIT IN THE APPLE PIE.
you`re supposed to wear the Pleasure Sweater on luge duty.
[ Both Laughing ]
- [ Whimpering Continues ] - [ Snarling ]
- [ Whistle Blowing ] Who wants to limbo? - Limbo! Limbo!
Hey, you guys ever hear the story of the Machete Maniac?
- A.M. Pump Up With Amy Aerobics. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
So, where are we gonna do this?
Bloody hell,Jen! Am I the only one?
Well,you see, it seemed like such a good final memento and--
[ Chuckles ] Juan!Juan!
- No boats? - How could somebody steal both boats?
Dude don’t be gay.
They`re probably off screwing around in the jungle somewhere.
He fell and cracked his shell``? That`s like Carlos up in the parasail.
- (Gasps) Yowser! - Ewwwww...!
What the fuck did you do, man?
- Sign our asses.! Sign our asses.! - Sign our asses.!
Which-Which, something. [ Laughs ]
- and get that auxiliary generator. - Wait, hang on!
BACK YOU GO, DICKWEED!
If Dirk just got killed, then Lars couldn`t be the killer!
Oh. I see.
[ Man ] oh, Manny, look at the chassis on this one.
It was about Pete giving the island to that little shithead.!
How would you like to be stuffed in this closet while I go out there and have sex?
- [ Voices Overlapping ] - Take it easy there, menstrual cramp.
Jesus! You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?
#I guess it seems that everybody`s lookin`
- we`re gonna have to catch this guy. - [ Putnam ] Catch him?
[ Woman ] Who wants drinks? Drinks, drinks, drinks.
A wooden Bible, huh? That`s good.
- #And never were seen again - [ Bong Water Bubbling ]
(CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG MOUTH WORD) Poppins - hooray! (HIT HIS HEAD WITH A NAPKIN) Poppins - hooray!
Come on. Cue Pretzel. Cue Pretzel. Pretzel-- Ah.
Dude, Don’t be gay.
- dirty-from-the-grave dead body. - [ Girl Groans ]
Where`s my penis? Where`s my penis?``
Or else, water will fly up your butthole and pulverize your intestine.
Juan! [ Whimpers ]
And most of it`s just common sense. Like right now...
- [ Chuckles ] - [ Laughs ]
Yeah!
Well, I just popped by to say--
We tell the guests there`s some crazed maniac on the island with no way off?
- Yeah.! - #La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala
Yes! Goddamn it, Yes!
- [Jenny ] She can`t breathe.! - [Juan Grunting ]
and most importantly of all, no strings attached!
- All right! - Solid.
What can I say? Some girls are just tighter than others.
Oral Roberts? Is that anything like an Anal Johnson?
Pete?
What the hell`s wrong with you, Putman?
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Hola, Peenalop!
It`s a bloody Hallmark card.
- [ Yells ] - [ Women Screaming ]
It`s a sea shanty. Naughty Cal`s this, uh, underwater cowboy...
What, did you really think we wouldn`t notice Putman was gone if you came back with a boat?
SweetJesus, you`re an F-cake, Putman.
- Consider it done, my friend. - Come on, let`s go.
and it was kind of wadded up on the ground--
You know, um, the sand and water here, the sand and water--
- Come on. - In the boat. In the boat.
- [ Cheering ] - That would be a crime!
So this guy is killing people according to a fucking acid trip song?
You look familiar. Have you ever been here before?
- What? - [ Blowing Shell ]
- Yeah. - Well, you`d better be good.
Oh. I-I don`t know what to say.
- [ Screams ] - [ Grunting ]
[ Sighs ] We gotta untie these lines.
All right now, be on guard. He might be a little cranky.
I don`t know if I`d fit in your luggage. Oh, shit!
Namaste.
- Naughty Cliff. Naughty Carlos. - [ All ] Naughty Cal!
Jesus! Who is this girl?
[ Sword Unsheathing ]
And when he does, I promise you...