Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE FUCK-HEAD LIKE YOU TRYING TO SHIT IN THE APPLE PIE.
[ Man ] oh, Manny, look at the chassis on this one.
who's filling in for lucy boland? moana lepaska.
Bloody hell,Jen! Am I the only one?
(CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG MOUTH WORD) Poppins - hooray! (HIT HIS HEAD WITH A NAPKIN) Poppins - hooray!
So, where are we gonna do this?
All right now, be on guard. He might be a little cranky.
What can I say? Some girls are just tighter than others.
A wooden Bible, huh? That`s good.
- #And never were seen again - [ Bong Water Bubbling ]
What the fuck did you do, man?
#I guess it seems that everybody`s lookin`
- Sam, it isn`t Lars or any of us. - Look,Jenny.
The name of the song is Naughty Cal.``
[ Chuckles ] Juan!Juan!
- (Gasps) Yowser! - Ewwwww...!
#Never were seen--
You look familiar. Have you ever been here before?
- Back to the club! - Are you crazy?
- Consider it done, my friend. - Come on, let`s go.
How would you like to be stuffed in this closet while I go out there and have sex?
- [ Chuckles ] - [ Laughs ]
SweetJesus, you`re an F-cake, Putman.
It`s a bloody Hallmark card.
Screw this, man! I`m not going anywhere with Lars.
Yes! Goddamn it, Yes!
Well, I just popped by to say--
Jesus! Who is this girl?
Oh. I see.
I don`t know if I`d fit in your luggage. Oh, shit!
Namaste.
- Naughty Cliff. Naughty Carlos. - [ All ] Naughty Cal!
Where`s my penis? Where`s my penis?``
We tell the guests there`s some crazed maniac on the island with no way off?
[ Both Laughing ]
Dude, Don’t be gay.
- [ Cheering ] - That would be a crime!
Oral Roberts? Is that anything like an Anal Johnson?
- Sign our asses.! Sign our asses.! - Sign our asses.!
- we`re gonna have to catch this guy. - [ Putnam ] Catch him?
- [ Screams ] - [ Grunting ]
They`re probably off screwing around in the jungle somewhere.
Hola, Peenalop!
Oh. Looks like we don`t need you anymore.
What the hell`s wrong with you, Putman?
- Yeah. - Well, you`d better be good.
- Come on. - In the boat. In the boat.
you`re supposed to wear the Pleasure Sweater on luge duty.
and most importantly of all, no strings attached!
Look, nobody here was killed last night...
- What? - [ Blowing Shell ]
[ Exclaims In Spanish ]
and it was kind of wadded up on the ground--
Come on. Cue Pretzel. Cue Pretzel. Pretzel-- Ah.
Well,you see, it seemed like such a good final memento and--
- Yeah.! - #La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala
she starts asking him these questions, like...
- [ Whimpering Continues ] - [ Snarling ]
Juan! [ Whimpers ]
Editor Jason Hudak
And when he does, I promise you...
[ Screaming ]
- [ Laughing Wildly ] -Jesus.
- [ Yells ] - [ Women Screaming ]
- All right! - Solid.
- No boats? - How could somebody steal both boats?
BACK YOU GO, DICKWEED!
- and get that auxiliary generator. - Wait, hang on!
- [Jenny ] No.! - [Juan ] No, it`s not possible.!
But you gotta see what someone did to my activities board.
- Kinda scared me. Sorry. - [ Cackling ]
Yeah!
Put it on my tab.
[ Animals Chittering ]
But from that point on...
[ Sword Unsheathing ]
- No! - Oh, come on, Kelly.
Which-Which, something. [ Laughs ]
There's always one fuckhead like you trying to shit in the Apple pie
- dirty-from-the-grave dead body. - [ Girl Groans ]
If Dirk just got killed, then Lars couldn`t be the killer!
Pete?
to go lookin` for it unless you want to get your dingy chopped off.
- A.M. Pump Up With Amy Aerobics. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
And most of it`s just common sense. Like right now...
- [ TVShuts off] - [ Boat Engine Running, Distant ]
You know, um, the sand and water here, the sand and water--
Jesus! You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?
So this guy is killing people according to a fucking acid trip song?
- [Jenny ] She can`t breathe.! - [Juan Grunting ]
Or else, water will fly up your butthole and pulverize your intestine.
It`s a sea shanty. Naughty Cal`s this, uh, underwater cowboy...
- [ Voices Overlapping ] - Take it easy there, menstrual cramp.
I`m the best goddamned employee this place has ever seen!
He fell and cracked his shell``? That`s like Carlos up in the parasail.
It was about Pete giving the island to that little shithead.!
What, did you really think we wouldn`t notice Putman was gone if you came back with a boat?
[ Sighs ] We gotta untie these lines.
Oh. I-I don`t know what to say.
Dude don’t be gay.
I don`t wanna get caught in the middle of a cemetery.
[ Woman ] Who wants drinks? Drinks, drinks, drinks.
- [ Whistle Blowing ] Who wants to limbo? - Limbo! Limbo!
Hey, you guys ever hear the story of the Machete Maniac?
And we`re gonna make it through the night, okay?
- [ Cheering ] - Back you go, dickweed!
- Hola, Kelly. - Think you could put a little something ex-tra in my drinks?
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