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What the fuck, man? Then, what is this?
- I`m six-one. - Cool!
[ Record Repeating ] # Die, we`re all gonna die #
while I torch this baby, how about you lick my chest?
[ Yelling ]
Eat It Fucknut!!!
- Uh, Nome, Alaska? - Hmm.
We gotta find Pete.
Chug it down for me.!
Oh, God!
Supotco``? No. The word for shoe is zapato.
## [ Hip-hop ]
Or at least make it, you know, painless.
#So the three amigos took an undersea trip
- He`s dead. - Oh, shit! Sam!
- #[ Dance ] - Hey,Jenny.
#[ Reggae ]
- [ Dave ] ooh.! - What kind of a man has sex with a goat?
-Just slug me. - [ Both Screaming ]
who's filling in for nanette tareha? diane turner.
You didn`t ask me to catch the raccoon, did you, Pip?
Jenny? Jenny?
Yeah, all right. Go on.
We`re gonna make an announcement.
If you love something, set it free.
These two idiots were trying to hump him, so I thought I`d stash him out here.
Pete. [ Convulsive Sobs ]
If you can believe it, he`d never played Cocks and Quarters.
- [ Twig Snaps ] - [ Gasps ] You?
You`re gonna cause a hysterical... thing.
[Jenny ] Get out.!
- [ Stacy Laughing ] - Goddamn monkeys.
- We have to get off the island. - We have to get everyone off the island.
I was looking for Peenalop. Why you are looking at me like that?
Oh, God. Inga never did anything like that.
- Where`s Putman? - He`s not here?
Lock the door! Lock the door!
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Think about it, the octopus.
Give me a break. I screwed Juan and Pete, and those guys aren`t dead.
Well, we could send a group to paddle out to the mainland.
Let`s get outta here, Dave. Come on, Dave, let`s get outta here, man.
We`re gonna have a hundred crazed maniacs running around.
Mystery Case Files Ravenhearst
You familiar with the expression sitting duck``?
I mean, is it the next victims, or is it the killer?
-[ Dirk Yelling ] -[Jenny Screaming ]
stay out of my Fun-fucking face!
[ Blowing Whistle ] Coconut Pete, you`re under arrest!
[ Screaming ]
you are the fucking fun police
Yu?
I’m Machete Sam
- You`re makin` a scene. - There`s a bloody killer on the island.
[ Groans ]
But something doesn`t feel right to Coletti.
- Can you wrap your fingers around this? - Whoa!
[ Chuckles ] I believe I know where the generator is.
Maybe if I play it backwards.
He didn`t take it. He sunk it.
I know you guys are probably a little intimidated by cooking for the whole resort...
Yeah. That thing just scared me a little.
I always...
No, there`s seriously something down here.
If it is one of ours, this guy`s got it. It`s probably not a real good idea...
Hello, Pete.
- Doesn`t surprise me a bit, really. - Damn it, Putman!
Party! Who`d like to party?
[ Chuckles ] What do you say?
- Go, go, go, go, go! - [ Whimpering ]
- [ Spanish ] - [ Clattering ]
- That is a great idea. - [ Toilet Flushes ]
- Wait. What`s your name? - Listen, mami, I call you later, all right?
And they go on this adventure to find, uh, Atlantis or some shit.
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Crab, crab, crab. Shot. Throw it away. Salute.
[ Whistling ]
[ Alarm Blaring ]
My kind of guy
[ Rattling ]
No, Margaritaville. ` [ Chuckles ]
- You`ll be all right? - Yeah.
Ah, jesus christ, that’s tequila!
- [Jenny ] Whoo-whoo.! - [ Yelling ]
[ Insects Buzzing ]
Last one in is a rotten coconut!
Dukes lives!