Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Crab, crab, crab. Shot. Throw it away. Salute.

Last one in is a rotten coconut!

I’m Machete Sam

[ Insects Buzzing ]

Or at least make it, you know, painless.

- [ Twig Snaps ] - [ Gasps ] You?

#So the three amigos took an undersea trip

you are the fucking fun police

- Uh, Nome, Alaska? - Hmm.

If you love something, set it free.

Editorial Department Managers John Carnochan & Dan Molina

- [Jenny ] Whoo-whoo.! - [ Yelling ]

Yeah. That thing just scared me a little.

- He`s dead. - Oh, shit! Sam!

Eat It Fucknut!!!

Yeah, all right. Go on.

You familiar with the expression sitting duck``?

I was looking for Peenalop. Why you are looking at me like that?

[ Chuckles ] What do you say?

Pete. [ Convulsive Sobs ]

He didn`t take it. He sunk it.

You`re gonna cause a hysterical... thing.

- #[ Dance ] - Hey,Jenny.

[Jenny ] Get out.!

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I mean, is it the next victims, or is it the killer?

We`re gonna have a hundred crazed maniacs running around.

- You`ll be all right? - Yeah.

If it is one of ours, this guy`s got it. It`s probably not a real good idea...

And they go on this adventure to find, uh, Atlantis or some shit.

- I`m six-one. - Cool!

- [ Dave ] ooh.! - What kind of a man has sex with a goat?

who's filling in for nanette tareha? diane turner.

-Just slug me. - [ Both Screaming ]

[ Blowing Whistle ] Coconut Pete, you`re under arrest!

Think about it, the octopus.

Mystery Case Files Ravenhearst

[ Chuckles ] I believe I know where the generator is.

- That is a great idea. - [ Toilet Flushes ]

- Doesn`t surprise me a bit, really. - Damn it, Putman!

No, there`s seriously something down here.

These two idiots were trying to hump him, so I thought I`d stash him out here.

Party! Who`d like to party?

stay out of my Fun-fucking face!

- Where`s Putman? - He`s not here?

- [ Stacy Laughing ] - Goddamn monkeys.

But something doesn`t feel right to Coletti.

Ah, jesus christ, that’s tequila!

- Go, go, go, go, go! - [ Whimpering ]

[ Record Repeating ] # Die, we`re all gonna die #

- Wait. What`s your name? - Listen, mami, I call you later, all right?

while I torch this baby, how about you lick my chest?

We gotta find Pete.

Supotco``? No. The word for shoe is zapato.

Lock the door! Lock the door!

- [ Spanish ] - [ Clattering ]

[ Alarm Blaring ]

Well, we could send a group to paddle out to the mainland.

No, Margaritaville. ` [ Chuckles ]

We`re gonna make an announcement.

Chug it down for me.!

You didn`t ask me to catch the raccoon, did you, Pip?

- Can you wrap your fingers around this? - Whoa!

Give me a break. I screwed Juan and Pete, and those guys aren`t dead.

If you can believe it, he`d never played Cocks and Quarters.

- You`re makin` a scene. - There`s a bloody killer on the island.

What the fuck, man? Then, what is this?

Maybe if I play it backwards.

Oh, God. Inga never did anything like that.

- We have to get off the island. - We have to get everyone off the island.

-[ Dirk Yelling ] -[Jenny Screaming ]

Let`s get outta here, Dave. Come on, Dave, let`s get outta here, man.

I know you guys are probably a little intimidated by cooking for the whole resort...