Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your cell phones won`t work here. There are no fax machines...
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE FUCK-HEAD LIKE YOU TRYING TO SHIT IN THE APPLE PIE.
that stretch of the jungle gives me an extraordinary case of the wonky britches.
- [ Lars ] The mud bath.! - Let`s go, Peenalop.
- What the fuck? - [Jenny ] oh, God.!
I`ll show you the ropes at the club tonight.
- That`s from one of your songs. - What the fuck you talkin` about? One of my songs?
[ Laughs ]
Dear God in heaven.
- Come on, everybody.! - #La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala
For keeping these people from enjoying free drinks at the pool from noon to 3:00!
I guess you just have one of those faces.
Excuse me?
I think Pete`s under a lot of pressure.
- [ Roars ] - [ Screams ]
- [ Screams ] - [ Gasps ] Shit!
[ Man over P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
I love you, Coconut Pete!
Oh, you know, I forgot.
[ Sighs ] I mean...
- What? What was me? - Step back, Putman!
- Hey, you guys gonna be hanging around for a while? - Totally.
Juan Castillo... went to jail...
# Tokey was lost in a maze all night
I'll be there with my WHOMPING Stick . Fk boy
- You are the bullshit! - [ Gasps ]
You know, we have that game in the States too, except we call it Hide the Sausage.
We had a cheap Nicaraguan version called Circle Eater.
Shiny
You asshole! Now you`re just trying to get laid.
Come on!
- Coconut? - Yes, goddamn it! Yes!
- [ Yells ] - I--
- I`m totally bake-ached. - Come on!
Wow. Qi Kung? [ Karate Yell ]
Darlin`, I think you`re referrin` to my song Pina Coladaburg.``
oh. [ Chuckles ]
Hey, I figured it out. I know where those lines on the board came from.
- 1 2:00 noon. - Holy shit, dude.
#[ Continues, Repetitively ]
- Oh, no. - What?
after a knife fight with guerrilla drug lords, then you talk to me.
Apeeper, huh? My kind of guy.
- Hey, listen. Listen, sugarbritches. - [ Laughing ]
Oh, you're dead, fucker! You little blue oval prick!
Yeah, that`s right. Headed an F.B.I. task force on serial killers.
- Bullshit. I always have suspected you. - Bullshit. You did not.
This guy`s gonna be picking his teeth out of my dump.
- That is so cheebah! - [ Chanting ]
And then Amy Aerobics died, and so she`s the new number one chick, dude.
All-night raving, pill-popping little son of a bitch.!
- Oh-- - Oh, God!
#But it ain`t on Earth It`s up there in heaven
- [ Sobbing ] - Hank!
Yeah, fiesta time.! Are you ready to party?
- Oh, by ran off` do you mean got killed by you``? - Ah!
Come on!
- Yeah, great. Sam, will you run Luau Night? - Sure. Can do.
- Hello? - Dave,just go play with the curtains or something.
You see, what none of us did know...
Is that a tranquillity blouse?
- Wow. - [ Chuckling ]
- What do we do? - We can lose him in the jungle.
She`s...
[ Both Moaning ]
You want to know what I did?
Please, don`t hold back. Just say what you really think.
[ Coconut Pete ] She`s in full bloom.
- [ Yells ] - [ Screams ]
I just can`t seem to wrap my fingers around it.
I don`t wanna get caught in the middle of a cemetery.
We believe him to be fully rehabilitated...
It`s all right. It`s okay.
- He`s coming.! - [ Rapid Chanting Continues ]
- Aaah.! - # Got tired oflivin`on land
I don`t know, I haven`t seen him all night.
Very convincing. Very convincing.
Here comes Coconut Pete.!
[Jenny ] Naughty Carlos`?
- [ Moans ] - The Heaven Point.
[ Manny ] Dude, shut up, gay-rod. Give me a light.
You`ve manacled me to my deathbed, you Piccadilly whore!
- [ Laughs ] - [Jenny ] Sam, why are you doing this?
and over here we have contestant number 29... do you wanna take it home and muck around with it!
because Lars was in the jungle killing Putman.
Cool it,Juanny. You know that`s just a bullshit story for the guests.
- [ Gasps ] - What the hell?
Look for me. I`ll be the cute chick behind the bar.
The riptide`ll take you out to sea. [ Chuckles ]
[ Roy ] So I said it`s totally tea bag season.
[ Chuckling ]
- Fourteenth row! - I have a pictographic memory for pretty faces.
[ Overlapping Shouts ]
- [ Gasps ] Oh, my God! - Ah,yes.
# Crab legs, crab legs Rah, rah, rah #
- [ Ferocious Yell ] - [ Penelope Screaming ]
[ Howling Laughter ]
- [ Sobs ] - [Juan ] oh.! oh, my God.!
No one ever suspects the fun police
[ Grunting, Laughing ]
Editor Lindsey Collins
[ Screams ]
It`s just Welkie, the Welcome Gorilla.
#Before you knew it the fun was over
how the hell are we supposed to do our jobs...
Maybe. Maybe not.
[ Sobs ]
# That everybody`s lookin`
Putman! Wake up, Putman. It`s a dream! It`s just a dream, Putman.
#So the three amigos took an undersea trip
Yes, that`s all well and good, David.
Is that how you escaped out of that window?
Stop it! We`re not locking anybody up!