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We believe him to be fully rehabilitated...
I guess you just have one of those faces.
[ Manny ] Dude, shut up, gay-rod. Give me a light.
- Oh-- - Oh, God!
- [ Laughs ] - [Jenny ] Sam, why are you doing this?
how the hell are we supposed to do our jobs...
Please, don`t hold back. Just say what you really think.
It`s all right. It`s okay.
oh. [ Chuckles ]
Excuse me?
- Bullshit. I always have suspected you. - Bullshit. You did not.
- [ Sobbing ] - Hank!
- What do we do? - We can lose him in the jungle.
- [ Moans ] - The Heaven Point.
# Tokey was lost in a maze all night
because Lars was in the jungle killing Putman.
- Oh, by ran off` do you mean got killed by you``? - Ah!
[ Sobs ]
I don`t know, I haven`t seen him all night.
[ Roy ] So I said it`s totally tea bag season.
Here comes Coconut Pete.!
She`s...
You want to know what I did?
Yes, that`s all well and good, David.
Shiny
[ Chuckling ]
- Oh, no. - What?
Come on!
#So the three amigos took an undersea trip
Hey, I figured it out. I know where those lines on the board came from.
- [ Yells ] - I--
[ Overlapping Shouts ]
- Coconut? - Yes, goddamn it! Yes!
and over here we have contestant number 29... do you wanna take it home and muck around with it!
[ Laughs ]
- [ Roars ] - [ Screams ]
- Hello? - Dave,just go play with the curtains or something.
- Come on, everybody.! - #La-la-la-la, lala-la-la, lalala-lala
All-night raving, pill-popping little son of a bitch.!
Stop it! We`re not locking anybody up!
- Hey, listen. Listen, sugarbritches. - [ Laughing ]
I`ll show you the ropes at the club tonight.
- [ Gasps ] - What the hell?
[ Screams ]
after a knife fight with guerrilla drug lords, then you talk to me.
No one ever suspects the fun police
You asshole! Now you`re just trying to get laid.
Very convincing. Very convincing.
- He`s coming.! - [ Rapid Chanting Continues ]
#[ Continues, Repetitively ]
Cool it,Juanny. You know that`s just a bullshit story for the guests.
Oh, you're dead, fucker! You little blue oval prick!
Yeah, that`s right. Headed an F.B.I. task force on serial killers.
I love you, Coconut Pete!
Your cell phones won`t work here. There are no fax machines...
You know, we have that game in the States too, except we call it Hide the Sausage.
I'll be there with my WHOMPING Stick . Fk boy
Juan Castillo... went to jail...
We had a cheap Nicaraguan version called Circle Eater.
You see, what none of us did know...
Is that how you escaped out of that window?
It`s just Welkie, the Welcome Gorilla.
- 1 2:00 noon. - Holy shit, dude.
Yeah, fiesta time.! Are you ready to party?
that stretch of the jungle gives me an extraordinary case of the wonky britches.
# Crab legs, crab legs Rah, rah, rah #
Come on!
[ Sighs ] I mean...
- [ Screams ] - [ Gasps ] Shit!
- That is so cheebah! - [ Chanting ]
Darlin`, I think you`re referrin` to my song Pina Coladaburg.``
# That everybody`s lookin`
I think Pete`s under a lot of pressure.
[ Grunting, Laughing ]
- [ Lars ] The mud bath.! - Let`s go, Peenalop.
Apeeper, huh? My kind of guy.
Oh, you know, I forgot.
- Yeah, great. Sam, will you run Luau Night? - Sure. Can do.
- Wow. - [ Chuckling ]
Dear God in heaven.
- [ Gasps ] Oh, my God! - Ah,yes.
I don`t wanna get caught in the middle of a cemetery.
- You are the bullshit! - [ Gasps ]
For keeping these people from enjoying free drinks at the pool from noon to 3:00!
- That`s from one of your songs. - What the fuck you talkin` about? One of my songs?
Wow. Qi Kung? [ Karate Yell ]
I just can`t seem to wrap my fingers around it.
Is that a tranquillity blouse?
#But it ain`t on Earth It`s up there in heaven
- Fourteenth row! - I have a pictographic memory for pretty faces.
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE FUCK-HEAD LIKE YOU TRYING TO SHIT IN THE APPLE PIE.
- Hey, you guys gonna be hanging around for a while? - Totally.
The riptide`ll take you out to sea. [ Chuckles ]
- [ Ferocious Yell ] - [ Penelope Screaming ]
- I`m totally bake-ached. - Come on!
[ Both Moaning ]
#Before you knew it the fun was over
- Aaah.! - # Got tired oflivin`on land
- [ Yells ] - [ Screams ]
Maybe. Maybe not.
And then Amy Aerobics died, and so she`s the new number one chick, dude.
[ Howling Laughter ]
You`ve manacled me to my deathbed, you Piccadilly whore!
- What the fuck? - [Jenny ] oh, God.!
[ Man over P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls...
- [ Sobs ] - [Juan ] oh.! oh, my God.!
[Jenny ] Naughty Carlos`?
This guy`s gonna be picking his teeth out of my dump.
[ Coconut Pete ] She`s in full bloom.
Look for me. I`ll be the cute chick behind the bar.
Putman! Wake up, Putman. It`s a dream! It`s just a dream, Putman.
- What? What was me? - Step back, Putman!