Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- the Leaking Turtle. - oh, my God.!

Mother motherfucker.!

I mean, isn`t this, like, sacred or something?

- Who`s there? - Who`s out there?

- You got that? Lars, you`re up. Come on. Let`s go. - You got it, Pete.

- I`ll bring you some magazine. - Yeah.

- [ Sighs ] - [ Relieved Chuckle ]

- Son of a bitch! - [ Grunting ]

You read the poem on that board out there.

[Jenny ] He couldn`t have.

I found out that Pete was giving the island to Dave.

Look, the boat will be here tomorrow.

[cracks knuckles] - [stuttering softly]

You are the bullshit!

That`s a point! That`s a point!

Oh,Jesus Christ! That`s blood!

[ Gasps ] The lock`s broken!

All right, all right.

- Now.! Get outta the pool.! - [ Gasps ]

There's always one fuck-head like you trying to shit in the apple pie.

Yeah, it is. It`s actually the same one you wore on your album cover.

Who needs a love potion? I whipped up something extra tasty.

[Juan ] No tushie.! No.! No.!

- Oh, God! - Peenalop.!

[ Muttering In Spanish ]

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Whoo-hoo! Welcome to Coconut Pete`s Pleasure Island!

Oral Roberts? Is that anything like an AnalJohnson?

Oh, oh. I`m on spring break. I go to Oral Roberts.

-Juan? Juan? - [Jenny ]Juan, where are you?

- and... mellow out. - I don`t want to mellow out, Pete!

# But it ain`t on Earth It`s up there in heaven #

Well, hey, how about the grand tour?

Lars.! Lars, we`re here.!

New meat, you take over here.

oh, God.! Where the hell is Juan?

- What? - Oh, no, wait!

It was kind of a crazy time in 1 978.

- What? I-- What? - [ Dave ] You think I could have killed him?

He`s the guy from the campfire story-- Machete Phil, the kid with no dick.

Just keep cool, and this cat`ll come to us.

that you inherit the island.

- Damn it! - Isn`t somebody going to get the fuckin` door?

THERE'S ALWAYS ONE FUCK-HEAD LIKE YOU TRYING TO SHIT IN THE APPLE PIE.

Octopus spelled backward is supotco.`` Juan, isn`t that Spanish for something?

- [ Sword Unsheathes ] - Hello?

Look, Lars, it`s not so bad in here, okay?

Oh, you're dead, fucker!

[ Burke ] Pour it.! Pour it.!

- [ Slicing Continues ] - [ Agonized Groan ]

chopped his own dick off and ran screaming into the jungle.

You know that line, Everyone`s looking to find their own paradise``?

You know, it`s the same here as it is down there.

- Snoring Panda. - [ Snoring ]

- Whoo! - Ay Mami.! He found the fucking boat!

just, you know, just maybe don`t kill me.

## [ Monkey Yell ]

He`s far too large.

- That is so whack! - Knock that shit off,Juan.

What about me? Huh? I deserved it!

It`s the most secure building on the island. It`s where we keep the booze!

You dirty bugger.

I don`t even remember making the album, okay?

- The head of security on all my tours. - So, what?

[ Shouting, Screaming ]

into a beautiful reality.

- Oh, my God. - So,you want to get it on?

for three minutes and 33 seconds? [ Chuckles ]

Free drinks, whoever catches me!

Oh, you`re dead, fucker! You little yellow prick!

not only are all the other guys from the resort standing around watching him...

- Bend it, don`t break it. - I`ll bend anything. I`m gettin` so fuckin`laid tonight.

I`m not going out in the jungle with you and your bloody shiatsu.

you weren`t even born yet!

Coletti looks around and sees not only is he out in the middle of that old Mayan cemetery...

- And this is Yu. - And really nice to meet you, Yu.

Hey.! Nice helmet, Lars.!

[ All Panting ]

Yes goddammit! Yes!

We all have energy that flows through us, and it`s all connected by buttons.

Eh, I`m still not sure.

Oh, my God! The lock`s broken!

were trampled to death at a Coconut Pete concert.