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Oh, oh. I`m on spring break. I go to Oral Roberts.
All right, all right.
New meat, you take over here.
Cool
[ Screams ]
- Son of a bitch! - [ Grunting ]
# But it ain`t on Earth It`s up there in heaven #
I mean, isn`t this, like, sacred or something?
Yeah!
We all have energy that flows through us, and it`s all connected by buttons.
- I`ll bring you some magazine. - Yeah.
- What? - Oh, no, wait!
[ Muttering In Spanish ]
Look, the boat will be here tomorrow.
[ Burke ] Pour it.! Pour it.!
He`s the guy from the campfire story-- Machete Phil, the kid with no dick.
Hey.! Nice helmet, Lars.!
It was kind of a crazy time in 1 978.
- What? I-- What? - [ Dave ] You think I could have killed him?
You are the bullshit!
oh wolf fox
Cliff.
I found out that Pete was giving the island to Dave.
What you mean?
It`s the most secure building on the island. It`s where we keep the booze!
- Bend it, don`t break it. - I`ll bend anything. I`m gettin` so fuckin`laid tonight.
-Juan? Juan? - [Jenny ]Juan, where are you?
Yes goddammit! Yes!
He`s far too large.
- Now.! Get outta the pool.! - [ Gasps ]
THERE'S ALWAYS ONE FUCK-HEAD LIKE YOU TRYING TO SHIT IN THE APPLE PIE.
You know that line, Everyone`s looking to find their own paradise``?
You know, it`s the same here as it is down there.
Oh, you're dead, fucker!
[ Gasps ]
Staind
Look, Lars, it`s not so bad in here, okay?
Lars.! Lars, we`re here.!
- And this is Yu. - And really nice to meet you, Yu.
[ Shouting, Screaming ]
Oh, my God! The lock`s broken!
What about me? Huh? I deserved it!
- the Leaking Turtle. - oh, my God.!
Yeah, it is. It`s actually the same one you wore on your album cover.
- Oh, God! - Peenalop.!
not only are all the other guys from the resort standing around watching him...
Mother motherfucker.!
- Oh, my God. - So,you want to get it on?
ha
just, you know, just maybe don`t kill me.
- Snoring Panda. - [ Snoring ]
[ Gasps ] The lock`s broken!
- Who`s there? - Who`s out there?
chopped his own dick off and ran screaming into the jungle.
- [ Sighs ] - [ Relieved Chuckle ]
[ Cheering ]
[ Cackling ]
There's always one fuck-head like you trying to shit in the apple pie.
.
- [ Sword Unsheathes ] - Hello?
[ Grunting ]
[ Chuckles ]
were trampled to death at a Coconut Pete concert.
You dirty bugger.
Who needs a love potion? I whipped up something extra tasty.
Eh, I`m still not sure.
That`s a point! That`s a point!
- and... mellow out. - I don`t want to mellow out, Pete!
#[ Reggae ]
[Juan ] No tushie.! No.! No.!
I don`t even remember making the album, okay?
Oral Roberts? Is that anything like an AnalJohnson?
Oh,Jesus Christ! That`s blood!
- That is so whack! - Knock that shit off,Juan.
[ All Panting ]
Whoo-hoo! Welcome to Coconut Pete`s Pleasure Island!
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ALPHABET LORE
- Whoo! - Ay Mami.! He found the fucking boat!
[ Dave ] oh.!
Just keep cool, and this cat`ll come to us.
[cracks knuckles] - [stuttering softly]
for three minutes and 33 seconds? [ Chuckles ]
- [ Slicing Continues ] - [ Agonized Groan ]
Okay? Break!
You read the poem on that board out there.
## [ Monkey Yell ]
[ Grunting ]
- The head of security on all my tours. - So, what?
Free drinks, whoever catches me!
Oh, you`re dead, fucker! You little yellow prick!
Head of Character Animation Jeremy Milton
- Damn it! - Isn`t somebody going to get the fuckin` door?
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into a beautiful reality.
oh, God.! Where the hell is Juan?
Well, hey, how about the grand tour?
Coletti looks around and sees not only is he out in the middle of that old Mayan cemetery...
[Jenny ] He couldn`t have.
I`m not going out in the jungle with you and your bloody shiatsu.
[ Laughing ]
Great.
- You got that? Lars, you`re up. Come on. Let`s go. - You got it, Pete.
that you inherit the island.
Octopus spelled backward is supotco.`` Juan, isn`t that Spanish for something?
you weren`t even born yet!