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WOMAN: Put him in OR 4.
ELLEN: Get in the picture.
(SCREAMING)
Drop the gun, Or you're moved Decepticon.
Listen, pal, your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag,
Open the safe, Pops.
Yeah, empty the register and put the money in the bag.
Hello, tiger.
Cheese lay
Cop.
So naturally, my kid thinks every good cop should be...
The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to.
I don't want to fuck with you, Sal.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's a little insurance policy called Directive 4....Buying the Supreme Court
- Hey, hey. - What?
WOMAN 1: Who made you?
It helps if you think of it as a game, Bob.
Michael Preciado you have suffered an emotional shock, we will notify a Santa Anna Hospital
But at Security Concepts,
He was trying to kill me.
There's a new cat in town. His name's Jack.
traditionally regarded as nonprofit.
(GROANING)
Here.
Can I Play?
Oh my, What a short memory will have robocop.
Turn around. Spread your legs. That's right.
Take a look at this.
I RIKE IT!
And remember, we care.
I had a guaranteed military sale with Ed 209!
Good luck, Frank.
Your public wants to see you!
to fund and run the Detroit Metropolitan Police Department.
Central, this is 154. We're in pursuit of 211 suspect.
Time to destroy civilizations!
It’s a free society…
A cop with superior firepower and the reflexes to use it.
I'm talking to you!
Bob?
WOMAN: Yeah.
but in your case, I'll make an exception.
I'd buy that for 10+ British pounds Sterling
WOMAN: His pressure's dropping.
fight to save the life of Officer Frank Frederickson.
MALE ANNOUNCER: This is Media Break.
that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up.
Well, can I have you both?
- He's on. - BOB: What's the story?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Sunday A-Group, Station 2
Decepticon Fuck.
I used to call the old man funny names.
And kiss the Mayor's ass good-bye!
entered City Hall with a gun.
I like it!
debt or alive, you're coming with me
That’s life in the big city
This is for you.
CLARENCE; Shit.
SCOTT, I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED
Good, very good. Get your staff together, Mr. Morton.
Oi bora?
I really have to tell you something.
Get up, Your Honor, get up. Get up!
(OFFICERS CHATTERING)
Ed 209.
Oh, Sarge.
Yes.
Now it's time to erase that mistake.
Go.
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
How did the urology surgery go?
OFFICER: Get on your feet!
Stay out of trouble.
You Out, Dick Jones!
The fastest reflexes modern technology has to offer,
Nobody popped my cherry.
- Dr. McNamara. - We'll need an arrest subject.
on board computer-assisted memory,
Okay.
(SCREAMING)
The precinct was deserted.
MURPHY: Stay in touch.
MAN 2: Mask him.
Hello. I haven't really had a chance to introduce myself.
Get him over. Lift!
You want to live forever?
MCNAMARA: He didn't hear the gun drop.
Police union leaders blame Omni Consumer Products, OCP,
I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback.
I'm protected, man. I've got protection!
I'm cashing you out, Bob.
We killed you!
He's expecting you, Mr. Boddicker.
I'm sure this is something we can take up in my office...
It's okay!
It is my great pleasure to present to you,
Although shifts in the tax structure
Hey!
As you know, we've entered into a contract with the city
I got to...
(WHOOPING)
Does it hurtttttt?
I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake.
Not bad. They let me keep the shirt.
Sure you are.
that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!
Check.
Dead or alive, you are coming with me.
Murphy, it's you.
Clarence.
- JOE: Hey! Hey! - Hey!
GO ROBO
But now, it's time to erase that mistake!
Hey, Lewis, it's Supercop.
Move in.
New season of apex tonight
So come down and talk to one of our qualified surgeons