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you're saying if I don't go through with this now,
Okay last week I was in Chicago right,
You got a girl pregnant ?
Like being down here, I've had like, the best time of my life.
Ahh wait... ahh... who's Vic ?
Totally.
Sam ! What did I tell you about parading around half-naked in front of my friends ?
Anyway.
Made me feel pretty.
And as the guards were kicking me out, I thought to myself, I could do that !
You always win ! I never win ! I wish you were dead.
Yeah are you kidding.
Like what the hell was that ?
Red, we have people coming over.
Yeah but that was to a stripper !
You know Michael, I will always remember the first boy who kissed me.
But don't bother to ask me because there is no way in hell I'm going to tell you.
Ohhh maaaannn !
Okay so...
How about a smart-mouth foreigner
Jacqueline Burkhardt, will you marry me ?
got us the same room..
You told Jackie I was gonna propose to her ?!
How the hell did that happen?!?
Oh no ! Not another box of dogs !
or my naughty stewardess outfit ?