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I am scared.
- Here. - Good.
No.
Have your fun now, Phyllis,
You had such potential, such energy. You were so creative.
How can you tell?
To this total stranger, Hannah Nefler,
I'll raise you two marshmallows.
but you will never really be a real Wilderness Girl.
Having money isn't the most important thing.
The second leg of the competition will begin on my command.
No problem.
Push hard. Don't lose your balance.
I can do this.
It's a little do I'm cooking up. It'll be at the marina on a boat.
- Does it sing? - No.
Eleven years.
Sorry.
But still can get the job done.
Your Honor, my client should be here momentarily.
This is no balance beam, honey. This isn't even a bridge. This is a log.
The girls need a chance to get their neighbors involved, you know?
So it's agreed then.
Give me another bottle of Evian.
- Hi. Good morning. - Hello.
- You're our role model. - And our friend.
And then you can get the goods on her.
Wait up, hon! Em! Yo, Em! Wait up!
Do you like people to call you Dictator or just Dick'?
That's not what this organization's all about, is it?
- Dad, you can't do it. - Why not, Tessa?
Our blue flags were for our Beverly Hills sisters,
You're taking your Laura Ashley doll?
I don't need you. I don't need anybody.
You embarrassed the Wilderness Girls of America.
Yeah, you know, the ones with red feathers?
God.
You are so fabulous.
It was inspirational.
Of course, it may look like an ordinary, high-quality backpack, but...
- Wasn't it embarrassing? -It was a nightmare.
This is special.
And, as you know, your new leader.
No. You don't want to help me.
Good morning. You must be Lily.
the Wilderness look.
Then I won't end up in therapy twice a week like Tessa.
Look, it's obvious we don't have a solution here.
Granted, I'm new at this,
Yeah, I mean, all we wanted to do was to prove we were real Wilderness Girls.
And remember, any hard-working troop
Remarkable clarity.
- Just kidding. - Thanks.
It's different and everything, but I mean, it's softer somehow.
Says here "not applicable."
I haven't been to Jazzercise in three weeks.
Chalk on the sidewalk Writing on the wall
A few positive words from me, and they get their second wind.
I can do it, Morn. It's just like the balance beam.
- Forty. - How many? I can't hear you, Mar Vista!
Well, you've got your peanut butter. You've got your vanilla.
I think the campsite is at Cartier, so to speak.
and that's adorable.
They don't take credit cards.
Yeah, you're a lucky kid.
No, damn it! Throw me a lifesaver!
- I have? - Yeah.
Ankle!
You little bitches!
Cookies always cause such a fuss
On your marks, get set...
and we came up with some great ideas to get the whole community involved.
Velda, I'm so glad you could make it.
Hi, Fred Nefler here for Neflefs Mufflers.
You are very sexy. Really.
Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too.
This. But Boys
Well, yeah, there is.
What about Velda's Avengers?
You know, it's missing a bead.
8:00-ish, black tie, 7O Hillcrest, across from that garish Suroc mansion.
Sometimes you're as stubborn as your father.
Wouldn't it be bizarre if we won?
Do you remember me? Phyllis Nefler.
No!
so that you and those little froo-froos do not prance around with them illicitly.
especially with a woman like you in charge.
Attention, Kmart shoppers.
Ready, lift. And down.
I'm gonna kiss you.
Why should we lose just to help her?
or her little friends, who happen to need me.
One, two, three, four.