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And this guy, uh, with all the jokes he does.

Well, these days, people like observational humor...

Well, I'll fix that. I'm goir on the bender to end all benders.

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[Laughing] Yes! Yeah! Oh, God, yes.

Instead of time-tested jokes about women drivers and doctor bills...

You can be so cruel when you're sober.

you don't have leftovers, you have reruns.

- So what can I do for you, huh? - Well, if you're running the show...

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Oh, it hurts to talk.

##[Chorus Singing]

[Laughing] Yes! Yeah! Oh, God, yes.

Did you hear that, kids? Brown.

Fat-free yogurt. The-The quality of computer porn.

But Krusty: why now? Why not 20 years ago?

but I was too busy selling out.

But, Ellen, why now? Why not 20 years ago?

DON'T YOU HATE PHIL COLLINS?

I forgot to wear socks today. Guess I can't try those on.

I guess you Wall Street weasels didn't get the word. Krusty's not for sale.

No! Take your corporate blood wagon and get the hell out.