Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Runners whom the race outran...

One's residential, the other is business.

- to get us to buy their crap. - [Cheering]

They have those. They're government listings.

God rest his smutty soul.

and ask me to endorse some new sports utility vehicle.

Oh, no way. Diego's not letting it do that.

What did he say, Lisa? What did he say?

- ##[Singing Continues] - [Man] Hyah!

And as a real person, I've made some humorous observations about real life.

- [Sighs] - [Cracking]

All these years, I should've been working on my act...

We'll tell you why right after this.

Whoo! TV, yeah!

##[Singing Continues]

But I like to see only one thing left for me to do. But I like to see only one thing left for me to do.

I’m going on the bender To end all benders

It’s just an Indiana jones film Oh I get it, I get Indiana jones films

- Who? - Krusty the Clown.

Oh, you're burning it all wrong, Seymour.

Well, they are, so make with the loofah or get out.

It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.

- ##[Singing Continues] - [Whip Cracks]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Didrt he die in a grease fire? - No, he's alive.

but also for doctor's appointments, dental checkups...

- I mean, "Me so sorry." [Laughing] - [Laughing]

No, let's poke him a little while longer.

- Dad! - You too, Bart.

##[Man Singing]

"Last night's comedy benefit delivered wall-to-wall laughs without exception."

THEY SAY ANY PUBLICITY'S GOOD PUBLICITY

DON'T YOU HATE PHIL COLLINS?

- A rest home for pirates? - No, Dad. It's to fight soil erosion.