Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Coughs] Oh, good Lord.

Uh, what about two-cent stamps?

Well, maybe if he had better arch support, they wouldn't have caught him.

- Take that, Swansors. - [Chuckling]

filling in for Krusty the Clown who didn't come in today.

[Continues Laughing]

And never at someone, or with, and not-

[Grunts] Would you mind lacing 'em up, kid? I have a bad back.

Well, then you'll love our comedy festival. It's for a good cause.

Hey, whoa, whoa. Let's not tamper with a classic.

The other thing about TV dinners...

But Krusty, why now? Why not 20 years ago?

'Cause comedy ain't funny anymore.

[Speaking Spanish]

"Me so sorry. Ah, so."

Oh, Diego's not gonna like that.

[Continues Crying]

a white one and a yellow one?

It's a quality form.

- [Whip Cracks] - Whoa!

But you're out there on the edge. You're doir it for the sheer thrill.

It ain't comedy that's in my blood. It's selling out.

"Eat your vegetables. Take a sweater.

“Plastic bags [windshield wipers for mothers] (Leaf’s windshield wipers (leaf’s windshield wipers [leaf’s windshield wipers;

- Yeah, just joking. l-I'm Jay Leno. - Oh.

Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs.

I don't get it, Krusty. You said you would never be a shill again.

Come on, I'll give you a ride home.

It turns out the zebra did it.

Sure, there were a lot of laughs.

[Laughing] Oh, yes.

[Announcer] And now, here's Krusty.

Oh, you're both way overdue for a spurt.