Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He is presumed dead or on vacation.

Jay, you're a professional comedian, right? Right?

Well, kind of, but more universal.

The last angry clown, the man who spews truth from every orifice...

Hey, hey. [Goofy Laugh]

Hey, get away from him, you little freaks.

Today's top joke:

- [Grunts] - Thank you, thank you.

Charity, eh? What's my cut?

Well, if he's half as alive as you say he is, he's in.

So this afternoon, two suits come up to me...

The Canyonero combines the smooth handling of a European sports car...

Well, well, well, if it isn't Professor Know-it-all.

about things they deal with in everyday life.

- Dad! - Whoops! Sorry, Son.

Me flappa dicky long time!

"Krusty's Personal Swabs"? What was I thinking?

It seems a local moron threw his clock out the window.

- Krusty, does this have a point? - Yes.

"I can't open a bag of airline peanuts.

And he is so funny you could plotz. At least according to his press release.

- Perfect, you'll grow into them. - When?