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I'm going to blow a massive bong hit into your face
Shut the fuck up!
No.
He's an arrogant prick, but he respects you.
Betty Cragdale.
My name is Hailey Rutledge.
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I got it, maestro. It's all done. It's all nice and clean.
Now, Hailey, you're a very attractive young woman,
Let's cut the red tape.
Here's your scarf.
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I did not sleep with the conductor.
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Let's just cut the red tape.
- It most certainly is not. - Craig G.
♪♪ [Man singing in Portuguese]
You know, perhaps you should call your new campaign
Absolutely, maestro.
- Oh, please. - Eh.
- which doesn't hurt. - Thank you.
Let's go.
Thanks, man. Thank you.
Mike, why are you getting a swastika tattoo?
- I know. - [chatter]
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I'm an oboist. Yeah. I mean, obviously I'm an oboist.
Uh, ha ha ha ha ha!
Well, this is great timing.
That's cute.
So...
It was hopelessly flawed.
with Moroccan hash.
Good morning to you, Warren Boyd.
Yeah, it's much cooler.
Well, that's very romantic.
I am an orchestra member,
and I have the honor today of conducting you.
- Hailey. - Hey.
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