Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't you think I tried that? That's the first thing I did!
Oh, guys, I guess we failed.
Let's do this!
Oh. "Carrie Underwood credits her success to personal relationship with God."
Six.
Come on, we're here. Just give me the cliff notes version.
Sorry about that. Well, uh, again, thanks.
Hey, Cleveland, what are you doing back in town?
We now return to the Fox NFL post-game show.
No, you're stupid!
I was supposed to kill Russell Brand, but I'll just do this instead.
Hang on, guys. I want to enter the church like Sherman Hemsley in Amen.
You sure you don't want to stay for the show?
Look, you guys, I don't know who you are, but I have to go perform.
And I just made a Big Bill coil.
Yeah, plus I left my Jacuzzi on the whole time, came home to a boiled raccoon.
- All right, I'm in! - Me, too!
Yeah, can you get me Randy Travis'?
but I don't have a fulfilling career and a rich family life.
Hey, Brian, toss me a cold one!
Well, God is everywhere.
- Okay, Brian, so what are the rules? - What?
Hey, how come everyone has different kinds of towels?
Ah. Nothing better than a 7:00 a.m. beer in an unbrushed mouth.
Sorry for wasting your time, coach.
Our friend Joe here has to have his fluids changed every 72 hours,
I'm leaving those for the kids.